fire Ty and promote Malone.

[Park Bites]

ok maybe not but it would be fun to see Malone walking the side line in his cowboy boots.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Ultimate tank.

 

[David Stern]

No, the ultimate tank would be keeping Ty and giving him a roster full of #1 picks and Jarron Collins-type players. We all know what would happen.

 

[The Midnight]

This was from Popovich's press conference today:

On the increased presence of advanced stats in today’s NBA: “I think today we’ve had a proliferation of geniuses who have come up with new formulae to prove what wins and what loses. … So everything being copacetic, maybe shots and making stops on demand wins a lot of games.”

Do you think Ty would even know what Pop is referring to here??

 

[franklin]

This thread sucks [...edited...].

 

[The Fresh Prince]

20 second timeouts wouldn't exist in Karl Malone's world.
He'd need a raincheck of every 20 he called, "Karl Malone says the X is here you take it to this X and that X and pass it to this X." It'd take him 3 minutes to just draw up a play just because it'd take him all day to spit it out.