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fireworks and alcohol do not mix!!!

UGLI baby

UGLI baby

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So tonight I got a little crunk and lit off some firecrackers and they blew up in my hand and it got my hand a little burnt.

Luckily it didnt do more damage to my hand.

I drank the pain away afterwards. So why am I telling u guys this? to teach u guys a lesson. Fireworks and alcohol dont mix.

The only thing I have going for me still is The Utes going to the Pac 12.

Go Utes!

Also, I think Gordon Hayward might turn out to be a bad ***. Or he could be a bust. But I hope he turns out to be a bad ***.

America, **** yeah!
 
Don't sound like them was real "fireworks," eh? When we was chillinz, we usta hold them candyass "blackcat" firecracker between our fingers and light them all day long.

Then I talked one of my homeys into wrappin his mitt around a cherry bomb, and lettin the fuse stick out tween his fingers so I could torch it off with my cigarette butt. We usta call him "wishbone," but after that he was always knowwed as "Thumb and finger."
 
Here's a man that knows how to do it right

https://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/04/new.york.fireworks.arm.loss/index.html

On Saturday, a man lighting fireworks outside his Long Island home became the latest victim when he completely severed his left arm from his shoulder, Suffolk County police said.

Eric Smith, 36, was using a three-foot-long metal tube to shoot mortars near his Islip Terrace home on Saturday evening. One of the explosives shot out and struck him in the left arm, taking it off, said police.

Smith's friends wrapped the arm in ice and took him to the emergency room at Southside Hospital, and he was transferred to the intensive care unit of Nassau County Medical Center, where he is listed in critical, but stable condition, according to a hospital spokeswoman.

While she wouldn't comment on the status of Smith's arm, spokeswoman Shelley Lotenburg said the hospital does not perform limb reattachments.
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The two sentences that I bolded made me chuckle, especially the second. "We don't do limb reattachments". LOL I don't know why but that strikes me as funny.
 
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