Following potential 2014 draftees

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Am I the only one here that sees TOO MUCH similarity in Randle's game to Carlos Boozer?

Boozer never had Randle's SF skillz

Nor his short dinosaur arm.

We have fully preserved t-Rex in ice above hometown hills. I dig one up one day and i said hey, this guy built like Julius Randle. All shoulders no arms. I think Julius he will be okay with this handicap if he get good Russian trainer to teach him pump iron correct way. You Americans use too much gimmick you think you can mix disco with working out. This does not work. Is also why you are all so fat.

You have to train proper like Russian. Karl Malone train like Russian. This why he was so strong and i am Jazz fan.

 

[The Midnight]

Randle can't play the 3 in the NBA until he gets a consistent jump shot and improves his handles. I think he has enough athleticism but you have to be able to rise up and drill jump shots.

I think the video shows he has a really nice handle. As for jumpshot - he wasn't asked to do a lot of jump shooting in that offense. It seems he's asked to dribble drive penetration and either finish at the rim and make plays. I haven't yet seen a play where he comes off screen to hit an open jumper. If Coach Cal doesn't set him up, he can't knock it down.

He needs more opportunities to hone his SF skills for sure, but I think the talent is there.

 

[The Midnight]

Nor his short dinosaur arm.

We have fully preserved t-Rex in ice above hometown hills. I dig one up one day and i said hey, this guy built like Julius Randle. All shoulders no arms. I think Julius he will be okay with this handicap if he get good Russian trainer to teach him pump iron correct way. You Americans use too much gimmick you think you can mix disco with working out. This does not work. Is also why you are all so fat.

You have to train proper like Russian. Karl Malone train like Russian. This why he was so strong and i am Jazz fan.

Are you from Russia bro??

 

[Deleted member 365]

Am I the only one here that sees TOO MUCH similarity in Randle's game to Carlos Boozer?

Ummm no.

 

[fishonjazz]

I'm reeeeeally starting to like this guys schtick.

Me too.
His grammar is bawse as fuuuu

 

[fishonjazz]

Nor his short dinosaur arm.

We have fully preserved t-Rex in ice above hometown hills. I dig one up one day and i said hey, this guy built like Julius Randle. All shoulders no arms. I think Julius he will be okay with this handicap if he get good Russian trainer to teach him pump iron correct way. You Americans use too much gimmick you think you can mix disco with working out. This does not work. Is also why you are all so fat.

You have to train proper like Russian. Karl Malone train like Russian. This why he was so strong and i am Jazz fan.

Insert training montage of drago training to fight rocky

 

[Fabtrey]

Am I the only one here that sees TOO MUCH similarity in Randle's game to Carlos Boozer?

wah? they are pretty much polar opposite. prospect boozer was a smooth criminal. randle is a bad, dangerous thrilla

 

[Jazz4ever]

Randle wants to eat your soul when he plays, Boozer is just there for his paycheck and to yell.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Carlos Boozer won a gold medal with Team USA.

True story.

He just didn't play defense worth a ****.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

I like Nic Stauskas, but I'm not sure if he's a starting-caliber player. He could be like Rudy Fernandez.

Though I have no idea if he speaks Spanish.

 

[Fabtrey]

I like Nic Stauskas, but I'm not sure if he's a starting-caliber player. He could be like Rudy Fernandez.

Though I have no idea if he speaks Spanish.

difference between stauskas and fernandez is that staus has a swag and he can actually shoot the rock

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

difference between stauskas and fernandez is that staus has a swag and he can actually shoot the rock

Rudy was a decent shooter. Not awesome, but decent.