I have nothing against Mormon's in general but am quite sure I'd want to punch them in their silent mouths, cross legged, cross armed.. faces at a sporting event.
I don't wanna see 3/4 high fives at a win and golly gee it's just a game at losses. I'm definitely more of a Ute 'fit' I'm sure. I'm more of a guy that wants to embarrass the competition.. to see them cry in post-game interviews... to see mass transfers because we beat them so badly chemistry is shot...
I'm not a fan of either, like making fun of both, but admit that if I had gun to my head I would laugh at the notion there's a choice.