Have you ever had Kool Aid before? I'm guessing your mom was one of those people that only let you drink water and unsweetened herbal tea growing up. It's good, you should try it some time.You know what's funny? That Kon Knueppel is supposed to be 6'7''.
Try 6'4'', with no length, quickness or hops. Dude was made for the college game.