For Funsies - Ja Raffe Comes to Hogle Zoo

[JazzGal]

The NBA offseason is in full swing. There are rumors and reports of players options and trades — and the Utah Jazz are in the middle of figuring out whether they will trade one or both of their star players.

And it appears Utah has made a trade for Ja from Memphis.

No, not that one. Sorry.

The Salt Lake City zoo welcomed a 10-foot-tall, 1-and-a-half-year-old giraffe last week named Ja Raffe, who came from the Memphis Zoo in Tennessee. Ja Raffe is named after Memphis Grizzlies star guard Ja Morant.

https://www.sltrib.com/sports/2022/06/22/hogle-zoo-makes-an-nba/

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

https://www.sltrib.com/sports/2022/06/22/hogle-zoo-makes-an-nba/

That’s amazing!!! Only question left is what did we give up? Lol

 

[David Hume]

In the year 1996 it would have been fortuitous if a snake from the mamba species had have joined us in Utah.

 

[Sean]

That’s amazing!!! Only question left is what did we give up? Lol

Rudy Go-Bear.

 

[Release the Kraken]

Sounds like the kid has some length still questions persist about his ability to catch and finish.

 

[LogGrad98]

That’s amazing!!! Only question left is what did we give up? Lol

Just second round picks. They will likely turn into howler monkeys or some such.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Just second round picks. They will likely turn into howler monkeys or some such.

Damn!! I like those howler monkeys.

 

[LogGrad98]

Damn!! I like those howler monkeys.

Yeah but they are more bench pieces, never gonna be the starters. We won't get any tigers or hippos for howler monkeys, just ain't gonna happen.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Yeah but they are more bench pieces, never gonna be the starters. We won't get any tigers or hippos for howler monkeys, just ain't gonna happen.

Ya, but who are we going to get to howl Back at the zookeepers?

 

[LogGrad98]

Ya, but who are we going to get to howl Back at the zookeepers?

We got a bunch of chimps throwing poo, that oughta cover it.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

We got a bunch of chimps throwing poo, that oughta cover it.

Wait… so Hogle zoo didn’t sell off all their assets? Maybe the jazz should hire their gm?