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Fun Question: Would you rather fight 1 Horse-sized duck or 50 Duck-sized horses?

Would you rather fight 1 Horse-sized duck or 50 Duck-sized horses?

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Fight? This is easy. 50 duck-sized horses. I'd stomp the **** out of those little ****ers. But one horse-sized duck? Oy vey. That thing would be like Mothra circling overhead, hunting me down as I raced for shelter.
 
Well personally I chose 1 Horse-sized Duck... once you him it, it's over and done with.


50 duck-sized horses can really overwhelm you... and I don't like that.
 
QuinSnydersHair said:
Fight? This is easy. 50 duck-sized horses. I'd stomp the **** out of those little ****ers. But one horse-sized duck? Oy vey. That thing would be like Mothra circling overhead, hunting me down as I raced for shelter.
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Well this is the situation I envisioned.... and that's only dealing with 15 or so Compsognathus... in this case you'll be trying to fight off x50 of these little things...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4dcUg-MY
 
I would havr the 50 horses fight the duck. I would face the winner(s).
 
QuinSnydersHair said:
Fight? This is easy. 50 duck-sized horses. I'd stomp the **** out of those little ****ers. But one horse-sized duck? Oy vey. That thing would be like Mothra circling overhead, hunting me down as I raced for shelter.
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Remember this, raising kids is a lot like being pecked to death by a duck.
 
I made the mistake of polling a room full of teenagers. That was a while ago and the debate is still raging, with some of them acting it out with stuffed animals. Teenagers are weird.
 
QuinSnydersHair said:
Fight? This is easy. 50 duck-sized horses. I'd stomp the **** out of those little ****ers. But one horse-sized duck? Oy vey. That thing would be like Mothra circling overhead, hunting me down as I raced for shelter.
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Wow, I totally forgot about this... duck can (sorta) fly!!!!! A horse-sized duck can certainly fly over your head and stomp you!!!!


Damn, wish I can change my vote right now, LOL ...
 
For all those voting for 50 duck-sized horses, can you guys bring yourselves to stomp all over these cute creatures?


Another thing to consider: We eat Ducks, but we don't eat Horses.


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Would you rather **** the ugliest troll of all uber ugly trolls, or a chick without a head?
Let's say the rest of the body is the same.
 
Horses are not good fighters when outsized. Ducks are faster and more vicious than many creatures that outsize them. A horde of horses that try to run over you won't do too good. You can break their necks one by one. A giant duck will easily trap you down and crush your skull to the ground until your brain gets spilled around like the inside of a fig.
 
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addictionary said:
Horses are not good fighters when outsized. Ducks are faster and more vicious than many creatures that outsize them. A horde of horses that try to run over you won't do too good. You can break their necks one by one. A giant duck will easily trap you down and crush your skull to the ground until your brain gets spilled around like the inside of a fig.
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Sounds reasoning

Hekate said:
Do we choose our weapons or go bare-handed?
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Bare handed and nude......
Gotta watch out for the duck even more cause, you know, they will eat your dick off
 
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