Funny Things You've Overheard About the Jazz

[Gameface]

This thread is a place to post stupid things you hear non-Jazzfanz say about our beloved team.

Ready. Set. Go!

 

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Every year they start out the season great, then end up sucking.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

"Who are the Jazz?"

 

[Deleted member 848]

"Cool hat!! Did you go to music school in Utah?"

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

"Cool hat!! Did you go to music school in Utah?"

Might as well close the thread now because this comment cannot be topped.

 

[candrew]

The Jazz??? Really??? How did you end up a Jazz fan? - Every person I've ever talked to about pro basketball ever since 1995.

 

[Stoked]

City of Utah.

What sport do they play?

 

[yamers]

"IM SO OLD THAT I CAN remember when Karl Malone was the only black guy on the jazz"

LOL I heard somebody say that...I died laughing.

 

[mellow]

So the Jazz season is coming up again. Are they going to do that nugget deal at McDonalds again?

 

[cowhide]

What a dumb name for your team? You should give the name back to New Orleans. Jazz suck!!!

 

[Siro]

What a dumb name for your team? You should give the name back to New Orleans. Jazz suck!!!

This is sometimes followed by something like "more like the Utah Polygamists".

 

[Stoked]

This is sometimes followed by something like "more like the Utah Polygamists".

I've also heard the:

Bees
Wasps
Deseret
Pioneers
Mormons
Prophets

All terrible names.

 

[Stifle Tower]

"IM SO OLD THAT I CAN remember when Karl Malone was the only black guy on the jazz"

LOL I heard somebody say that...I died laughing.

Now that's just silly. Everyone knows the Jazz had two.

 

[mellow]

I've also heard the:

Bees
Wasps
Deseret
Pioneers
Mormons
Prophets

All terrible names.

I like the name Mormonz! Mostly because of the fun it could present. Think of the jerseys incorporating nametags and neck ties. The road unis could be modeled after a dark wool blend suit from Mr. Mac. Would the Jazz dancers be renamed the wivezz or sisterz? Funeral potatoes and ham at the concession stands. The bear could be retired and replaced with a dancing, fun filled Brigham. Quins new defensive strategy could be dubbed Zion's Wall. Upper and lower bowl become telestial and terrestrial. Luxury suites are of course celestial.

The only trouble I see is the confusion caused by a fast break instead of breaking the fast.

I can hear Boler on the call " Gordon with the steal, he's out front breaking the fast, he steps up to the podium and throws down a two handed testimony over the opposition."

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Now that's just silly. Everyone knows the Jazz had two.

Who can name the other one?

My guess is Uncle Tom.

 

[8]

The Jazz??? Really??? How did you end up a Jazz fan? - Every person I've ever talked to about pro basketball ever since 1995.

Must have moved out of Utah in 1995, eh? I always get a chuckle and the same question.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

"IM SO OLD THAT I CAN remember when Karl Malone was the only black guy on the jazz"

LOL I heard somebody say that...I died laughing.

I remember thinking the impossible had happened when the Jazz signed Chris Morris. After all, he was covered in tattoos. Before that the Jazz never had any tattoo guys, and it seemed like they never would.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I like the name Mormonz! Mostly because of the fun it could present. Think of the jerseys incorporating nametags and neck ties. The road unis could be modeled after a dark wool blend suit from Mr. Mac. Would the Jazz dancers be renamed the wivezz or sisterz? Funeral potatoes and ham at the concession stands. The bear could be retired and replaced with a dancing, fun filled Brigham. Quins new defensive strategy could be dubbed Zion's Wall. Upper and lower bowl become telestial and terrestrial. Luxury suites are of course celestial.

The only trouble I see is the confusion caused by a fast break instead of breaking the fast.

I can hear Boler on the call " Gordon with the steal, he's out front breaking the fast, he steps up to the podium and throws down a two handed testimony over the opposition."

Oh please no.

 

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Maybe we should honor our new coach and our great skiing at the same time.

 

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