Game #8: Jazz at Warriors, Saturday 01/07/2012 8:30 MST

[Coloradojazzfan]

So, wait... should I drink my pee or not...

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I haven't seen him coach except for today and always enjoyed his commentary for ESPN!

I just lost all respect for you.

 

[Zulu]

I just lost all respect for you.

Cheers!!

 

[Hantlers]

I can't speak from experience, but I have been told by others that the two are basically the same taste, especially cheap beer.

Lol. I honestly feel bad for you. Not for choosing not to drink alcohol, but the fact that you're not allowed to. Jesus drank wine in the Bible, why can't I?

 

[Zulu]

Lol. I honestly feel bad for you. Not for choosing not to drink alcohol, but the fact that you're not allowed to. Jesus drank wine in the Bible, why can't I?

How did you get in the Bible??

 

[freakazoid]

or drinking my own piss doesn't usually cross my mind...but I guess it probably would if I drank alcohol

There's actually a drink like this they just started serving in L.A. bars. It's a cocktail that mixes equal parts vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and urine.

It's called a CP3 on the beach.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

a good time? I was just thirsty.

Come clean. You didn't write that earlier story because you thought we might be interested in how you quenched your thirst back in your mission days. I think you thought this seemed like a wild and crazy thing to do and you wanted us to know that you're the sort of guy who likes to live on the edge.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

If you wanted to really freak em' out, you should have drank your own piss.

Better yet, drink your companion's piss. Now that would be a story. It's a story you'd be will advised not to tell, but still, it would be a story.

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

If you drink what you piss out you'll stay hydrated. Live in the desert for a week and you'll understand.

I'm not sure I've ever made it through an entire game thread before. I'm not sure I ever want to do it again.

 

[Mr. McGibblets]

Does anyone have a link to the game thread?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

 

[The Norm]

... oh hey, the Jazz played tonight. Yay Jazz!