HighlandHomie
Well-Known Member
Another game, another thread, another chance to feel personally defeated by watching the Utah Jazz even if you don't have any emotional attachment to the team.
It's been difficult to identify positive things on the court to look for over the course of the season - specifically the last two months, but there are still a few things I will enjoy watching happen on the court before this hell draws to a complete close.
- Corbin HAS to know his days are numbered, so I'm hoping to see him just lose it on a ref and get tossed, and throw a chair onto the court on his way out. He can join coaching legend Bobby Knight, and a handful of idiot parent-coaches from middle-school-aged community rec leagues across the country, in a group with such a unique accomplishment.
- I want to see Hayward actively talk that **** to his defenders an entire game while torching them offensively.
- I want to see Biedrins get called to check into the game, then realize he forgot to wear his jersey when he takes his warmup jacket off.
- It would be fun to see Gobert shoot a three.
- Boler, Harp or Boone is bound to slip up at some point with a, "you've gotta be ****in' kidding me?" after the Jazz call a timeout on the heels of being on the bad end of a 17-2 run which subsequently balloons their deficit to 26 when they think the telecast has already gone to commercial.
- I want to see Brandon Rush check himself into the game without Corbin's permission.
It's been difficult to identify positive things on the court to look for over the course of the season - specifically the last two months, but there are still a few things I will enjoy watching happen on the court before this hell draws to a complete close.
- Corbin HAS to know his days are numbered, so I'm hoping to see him just lose it on a ref and get tossed, and throw a chair onto the court on his way out. He can join coaching legend Bobby Knight, and a handful of idiot parent-coaches from middle-school-aged community rec leagues across the country, in a group with such a unique accomplishment.
- I want to see Hayward actively talk that **** to his defenders an entire game while torching them offensively.
- I want to see Biedrins get called to check into the game, then realize he forgot to wear his jersey when he takes his warmup jacket off.
- It would be fun to see Gobert shoot a three.
- Boler, Harp or Boone is bound to slip up at some point with a, "you've gotta be ****in' kidding me?" after the Jazz call a timeout on the heels of being on the bad end of a 17-2 run which subsequently balloons their deficit to 26 when they think the telecast has already gone to commercial.
- I want to see Brandon Rush check himself into the game without Corbin's permission.