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Gamethread: aka Next stop in the corbin tank tour At Dallas 24/3 at 17:30

DutchJazzer said:
never. :P.

ooh wait 3 times.

today(although it was no porn.
when I was 13 my mom walked in on me downloading jpegs.
and this one time my girlfriends mother got a new cable subscrtiption and tv.
so I was setting it up.
little did i know that the first 2 weeks every single channel was free.
so i accidentally zapped to some full on hardcore gay porn in proggress.
the remote fell out my hand.
i was srambling to flip the channel.
only to flip it to a straight porn channel.
when it finnally was back to a normal channel. her grandmom sighed and said that she does not know why this generation needs to be so vile.
i said sorry and she said its not your fault
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Great story!
 
Kanter, Favors, Carroll, and Burks aren't ready. Play Al 48 minutes. The Jazz MUST make the playoffs.
 
DutchJazzer said:
never. :P.

ooh wait 3 times.

today(although it was no porn.
when I was 13 my mom walked in on me downloading jpegs.
and this one time my girlfriends mother got a new cable subscrtiption and tv.
so I was setting it up.
little did i know that the first 2 weeks every single channel was free.
so i accidentally zapped to some full on hardcore gay porn in proggress.
the remote fell out my hand.
i was srambling to flip the channel.
only to flip it to a straight porn channel.
when it finnally was back to a normal channel. her grandmom sighed and said that she does not know why this generation needs to be so vile.
i said sorry and she said its not your fault
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This story kicks mountains of ***.
 
DutchJazzer said:
it was a revers cowgirl scene(bet they call it reverse cowboy scene in that instance. now it is engraved in my brain).
wont go in to much details. or i would join heavenharris on jazzhacks.
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Oh, don't get me wrong. I definitely believed you've watched some meat spin.
 
Not that I'm in favor or against tanking. But why do all tanks have to be the killing variety? Some tanks are very helpful and beneficial to normal peaceful life.

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Great OP Dutch. This started off as one of the best threads ever, but quickly ran off the tracks.

PS: I didn't need to ever know that there was such a thing as a reverse cowboy scene.
 
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