Getting Old Suches

[franklin]

Took the fam rollerblading & now my *** is hamburger, with frozen hamburger patties duct taped to it. You'd think I'd learn to compensate by now. Father time is a whore.

 

[Hotdog]

How many times did you fall trying to skate backwards?

 

[Brown Notes]

I was gonna get a new suches but sadly cannot afford one. Old suches remains for now.

 

[Dr. Jones]

stop bitchin and just get in better shape .. can't buy that..

 

[Brown Notes]

stop bitchin and just get in better shape .. can't buy that..

I got a dog a couple weeks ago. That'll help. Figure I'll pack and iron to the park and have her fetch golf balls. That's exercise right?

 

[Dr. Jones]

It's a good start, Brown ..

I laughed, btw.

 

[Duck Rodgers]

Just be honest, you took a jump off the big ramp at Classic Skating trying to look cool for your kids, wife, and all the little 14 year old girls there that reminded you of the girls that used to shut you down when you were their age and ate ****. Don't blame that on being old.

 

[fishonjazz]

Played volleyball yesterday for about 3 hours at a company party.... came back with a bad sunburn and sore legs.
yes getting old sucks.

 

[UGLI baby]

Just be honest, you took a jump off the big ramp at Classic Skating

HATED it when they busted out the ramps. I sucked at them.

Going as fast as I could, then jumping out of the rink onto the carpet was more my thing. That and pretending I didn't want a girl to pick me for snowball but secretly hoping the entire time that one would.

<3 U, Classic.

 

[franklin]

Just be honest, you took a jump off the big ramp at Classic Skating trying to look cool for your kids, wife, and all the little 14 year old girls there that reminded you of the girls that used to shut you down when you were their age and ate ****. Don't blame that on being old.

Snowball.

 

[Hartsock]

Rollerblading ?

 

[UGLI baby]

Fruit booter!!!

 

[Beantown]

Took the fam rollerblading & now my *** is hamburger, with frozen hamburger patties duct taped to it. You'd think I'd learn to compensate by now. Father time is a whore.

What's the hardest part about rollerblading?..






























Telling your parents that you're gay.

 

[franklin]

Played volleyball yesterday for about 3 hours at a company party.... came back with a bad sunburn and sore legs.
yes getting old sucks.

This right here is why all the middle aged men play Italian lawn bowling at company picknicks. You're lucky to have not thrown out your back or twisted an ankle.