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Gobert vs Whiteside

I present to you DeMarcus Cousins

Hedorah
First Appearance: "Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster" 1971

One of Godzilla's more unique kaiju, Hedorah is basically a massive walking pile of ****. With the 70's came a flood of ecological media and Godzilla rode those waves. Hedorah is a monster that came from outer space, staring off as a creature within a meteorite that fell into the polluted waters off of Tokyo. Gaining strength from the garbage around it, it formed into many different forms, ultimately ending up as a massive walking pile o' ****.
 
If Gobert is Godzilla then you have to make Whiteside Ghidorah imo. Ghidorah is suppose to be Godzilla's arch nemesis and I think that fits the Gobert/Whiteside matchup.

You can make Towns "Mecha Ghidorah" though. Makes sense because Towns skillset seems like it was designed to perfection.

Thing is IIRC Ghidora is undercontrol from Planet X. and Whiteside is obviously out of control.

I figured Gigan because of the Anti gravity.

the real question I want answered is which Jazzman is Rudy's Jet Jaguar?
 
Shiiiii. Whiteside can't even handle Favors, let alone Gobzilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcw646wfSOs
 
I want to see Favors shoot a 3 every game. I was kind of surprised how smooth the one he shot last night was.
 
Whiteside fascinates me. For his first two years in the NBA he sucked, then he goes to the D-League and China, and it's as if a switch was turned on and he returns from three or so D-League teams in the same season and becomes a beast in the NBA.

However, Whiteside doesn't like anime and Gobert does, so we're going to win.

Jermaine O'neal syndrome, something I called out during that draft.

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?12-Official-Draft-Thread&p=5001&viewfull=1#post5001

And I explained what Jermaine O'neal syndrome is later in that thread.

https://jazzfanz.com/showthread.php?12-Official-Draft-Thread&p=5159&viewfull=1#post5159
 
The Jazz are so full of it when it comes to injuries.

There's no way Hill was "questionable" a couple hours before the Sixers game if he's still missing games five days later.
 
The Jazz are so full of it when it comes to injuries.

There's no way Hill was "questionable" a couple hours before the Sixers game if he's still missing games five days later.

Maybe they do it to throw off the opponents, not piss off fans.
 
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