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So reading this I can come to only one conclusions. Republicans betrayed Jesus. Every single Roman that participated in Jesus' crucifixion were republicans. Republicans created abortion, then denied it to everyone, just to prove their evilness. Hitler was likely a pawn of the republicans. Obviously anyone involved in removing Hitler was a democrat. Somehow the republicans created a way to cause an earthquake and tsunami in Japan to squash competition. Republicans are the sole cause of global warming. Republicans cause all famines pestilence and drought on the planet. Republicans get together for contests to see how far they can kick puppies. Every republican is secretly a member of the KKK, only not as enlightened as the KKK. Republicans cause cancer. Ghadaffi and Saddam were republicans. Republicans are the only ones on the planet that make any money off oil. Republicans are the sole cause of syphilus, aids, cancer, rickets, shingles, and the common cold. Bad weather is a vast right wing conspiracy. Satan won't vote republican because they are too evil for him.
Democrats are the shining light of the world. Jesus and the apostles (besides Judas the Republican) were democrats. No democrat has ever cheated, lied, stolen anything, said a bad word, had any kind of sexual relations outside of marriage, said a hurtful word, crossed against the light, broken the speed limit, spilled any food on their shirt, failed to stop and help an old lady cross the street, or taken kickbacks from corporations in any way shape or form. Democrats never even use oil, let alone profit from it. If democrats controlled the oil companies oil would be 3 cents a barrell, then the oil companies would be shut down. Democrats have already developed perfect forms of alternative energy, including a generator smaller than a nickel that can power a city from the warmth of the democrats halos, but republicans promised to kill 50,000,000 babies if they ever brought it into production. Not a single democrat is a millionaire, since they give all their money to the poor and needy. Jesus would vote democrat but does not feel he is worthy. Most democrats are simply angels sent from heaven to ensure perfect life on this planet and have never made a single bad decision. Democrats are why the sun shines, birds sing, babies laugh, and puppies frollick.
There I think that sums it up.
Democrats are the shining light of the world. Jesus and the apostles (besides Judas the Republican) were democrats. No democrat has ever cheated, lied, stolen anything, said a bad word, had any kind of sexual relations outside of marriage, said a hurtful word, crossed against the light, broken the speed limit, spilled any food on their shirt, failed to stop and help an old lady cross the street, or taken kickbacks from corporations in any way shape or form. Democrats never even use oil, let alone profit from it. If democrats controlled the oil companies oil would be 3 cents a barrell, then the oil companies would be shut down. Democrats have already developed perfect forms of alternative energy, including a generator smaller than a nickel that can power a city from the warmth of the democrats halos, but republicans promised to kill 50,000,000 babies if they ever brought it into production. Not a single democrat is a millionaire, since they give all their money to the poor and needy. Jesus would vote democrat but does not feel he is worthy. Most democrats are simply angels sent from heaven to ensure perfect life on this planet and have never made a single bad decision. Democrats are why the sun shines, birds sing, babies laugh, and puppies frollick.
There I think that sums it up.