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Gordon Monson is getting destroyed on Twitter...
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I'll just add some of the other idiotic things that Monson has done that I can remember:
--In the 90's he wrote a lengthy piece mocking the way that Karl Malone talked and made several jokes, with racial undertones, about his education and upbringing. Ironic, given that Monson likely makes more grammatical errors in each column, on average, than any other sports' journalist.
--In 2013 he wrote a piece saying Jefferson and Milsap needed to be traded. After Utah let them walk, he railed at Lindsey for letting them go for 'nothing.' Then, just a couple of years later, he railed at Lindsey again for trading Kanter instead of keeping him because he felt the trade was 'unfair' and Lindsey should have kept him, even if that meant Kanter would walk for nothing. He's completely intellectually inconsistent.
Just a couple of examples to show that he's a sheltered human being that knows very little about the rural south and a complete moron when it comes to how basketball actually works. And that's only two - his CV is a treasure trove of brain-dead, awful articles.
I was mainly just thrilled to see the emperor getting called out for not having clothes.
Also, he whines all the time. He sounds miserable.
--In the 90's he wrote a lengthy piece mocking the way that Karl Malone talked and made several jokes, with racial undertones, about his education and upbringing. Ironic, given that Monson likely makes more grammatical errors in each column, on average, than any other sports' journalist.
--In 2013 he wrote a piece saying Jefferson and Milsap needed to be traded. After Utah let them walk, he railed at Lindsey for letting them go for 'nothing.' Then, just a couple of years later, he railed at Lindsey again for trading Kanter instead of keeping him because he felt the trade was 'unfair' and Lindsey should have kept him, even if that meant Kanter would walk for nothing. He's completely intellectually inconsistent.
Just a couple of examples to show that he's a sheltered human being that knows very little about the rural south and a complete moron when it comes to how basketball actually works. And that's only two - his CV is a treasure trove of brain-dead, awful articles.
I was mainly just thrilled to see the emperor getting called out for not having clothes.
Also, he whines all the time. He sounds miserable.
Speak for yourself. No one anointed you spokesman for the JazzFanz forums, Siro.
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So Boston fans justify being furious with Ray Allen after he won a championship with them and left. They tried to trade him 400 times but he can’t go to their rival. He was like their 4th or 5th best player at that point. He wanted a ring and went with the better situation.
We can’t be mad at the guy we developed from Opie to captain America and catered to his every wish for taking a situation that was mildly better but has no likely shot at a championship for the next 2/3 years. We invested millions but we should be happy cuz he released a blog post saying nice things about one of our former players and his new coach... a post he almost surely got paid for after he lied to is saying he hadn’t made up his mind but really just wanted to get his post out... never called the lady or the guys... but yeah they are totally justified because he went to a rival and we are a spurned lover and a small minded small market team.
That said Monson is a bad writer and this was really pretty meh. Infections piece would be much better.
We can’t be mad at the guy we developed from Opie to captain America and catered to his every wish for taking a situation that was mildly better but has no likely shot at a championship for the next 2/3 years. We invested millions but we should be happy cuz he released a blog post saying nice things about one of our former players and his new coach... a post he almost surely got paid for after he lied to is saying he hadn’t made up his mind but really just wanted to get his post out... never called the lady or the guys... but yeah they are totally justified because he went to a rival and we are a spurned lover and a small minded small market team.
That said Monson is a bad writer and this was really pretty meh. Infections piece would be much better.
He's kind of like Andy Larsen, if you made his columns run half as frequenty and contain content that's five hundred times more idiotic. He's kind of like what you'd expect from a dating blog where Hotnickkkkk/ONE LOVE is the lead author.
I can't decide if this is funny or too soon. I bet he says funny and is living in a van down by the river.