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Gun store owner: We're a Muslim-free zone

We should really inform all of those hundreds of millions of people who converted to different religions, and the all of those missionaries that hope to convert people to their religion, that we've changed the definition of choice. It is not longer a choice if probability is involved. This new reality will take some getting used to, but I think some illustrative examples should help us adapt:

"Sorry boss, but my being late was not by choice. I felt tired when the alarm went off, and we all know you're more likely to hit the snooze button if you're tired"

"I don't see why I should be held accountable for killing that prostitute, Your Honor. I was drunk, and people are more likely to become violent when they drink. It was therefore not by choice"

"You big city liberals don't understand that it was not by choice that I had several kids with my sister. We Carolinians are much more likely to **** our sisters".
 
"The Boy Scouts of America announced that the group is lifting its ban on gay adults as employees and Scout leaders."

A young boy may get started in homosexuality by being seduced by homosexual men. As Hawks swoop down on chickens, the “chickens” are young boys, the “hawks” are adult homosexuals.
 
carolinajazz said:
"The Boy Scouts of America announced that the group is lifting its ban on gay adults as employees and Scout leaders."

A young boy may get started in homosexuality by being seduced by homosexual men. As Hawks swoop down on chickens, the “chickens” are young boys, the “hawks” are adult homosexuals.
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I hear that's how young girls are turned heterosexual...by the advances of heterosexual men. As Eagles swoop down on hens, the "hens" are young girls, the "Eagles" are adult homosexuals.
 
Nate505 said:
I hear that's how young girls are turned heterosexual...by the advances of heterosexual men. As Eagles swoop down on hens, the "hens" are young girls, the "Eagles" are adult homosexuals.
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.....hey, Nate! Does this sound reasonable? “That is why God gave them up to disgraceful sexual appetites, for both their females changed the natural [phy·si·ken′] use of themselves into one contrary to nature; and likewise even the males left the natural use of the female and became violently inflamed in their lust toward one another, males with males, working what is obscene and receiving in themselves the full recompense, which was due for their error.” (Ro 1:26,*27)

Note, homosexuality is called not only “disgraceful,” “obscene,” and “not fitting” but also “contrary to nature.” What Paul meant by ‘unnatural’ is ‘unnatural’ to mankind in God’s creation pattern. All homosexual behavior is a divergence from God’s creation scheme. It's clearly a frustration of one’s own and others essential biological nature. This concurs with the meaning of the Greek word used in the Bible and translated “natural” or, “according to nature.” In addition, they may suffer physical harm because of their perversions. As you are probably aware of, homosexual men have a variety of unique medical problems that are related primarily to their sexual lifestyle. Among such disease problems are anorectal candidiasis, rectal and oral gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, trichomoniasis, and Bowen’s disease. Oh, and the HIV virus!
 
carolinajazz said:
.....hey, Nate! Does this sound reasonable? “That is why God gave them up to disgraceful sexual appetites, for both their females changed the natural [phy·si·ken′] use of themselves into one contrary to nature; and likewise even the males left the natural use of the female and became violently inflamed in their lust toward one another, males with males, working what is obscene and receiving in themselves the full recompense, which was due for their error.” (Ro 1:26,*27)

Note, homosexuality is called not only “disgraceful,” “obscene,” and “not fitting” but also “contrary to nature.” What Paul meant by ‘unnatural’ is ‘unnatural’ to mankind in God’s creation pattern. All homosexual behavior is a divergence from God’s creation scheme. It's clearly a frustration of one’s own and others essential biological nature. This concurs with the meaning of the Greek word used in the Bible and translated “natural” or, “according to nature.” In addition, they may suffer physical harm because of their perversions. As you are probably aware of, homosexual men have a variety of unique medical problems that are related primarily to their sexual lifestyle. Among such disease problems are anorectal candidiasis, rectal and oral gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, trichomoniasis, and Bowen’s disease. Oh, and the HIV virus!
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Yeah, HIV is unique to gays. Sure.
 
Nate505 said:
Yeah, HIV is unique to gays. Sure.
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....not unique anymore, but still common. In relation to homosexuality and AIDS, the original spread of AIDS is generally attributed to the promiscuity of homosexual men. Originally the syndrome was called the "gay disease" because the overwhelming majority of patients were homosexual men. Male homosexual acts account for a large proportion of AIDS transmission in the US and Europe. In 2006, the number of cases of HIV in children who had been sexually molested by homosexual men, reached a record high. Despite gains in controlling the spread of HIV, the disease has continued to spread at an alarming rate in the very population in which it first appeared — gay men.
 
CJ, are you aware the gay women have the lowest rates of STDs?

By your logic I'm going to assume God thinks chick on chick action is pretty hot.
 
Gameface said:
CJ, are you aware the gay women have the lowest rates of STDs?

By your logic I'm going to assume God thinks chick on chick action is pretty hot.
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AIDS is spread by the exchange of body fluids, particularly blood and *****.

The human ******/butt was designed for the elimination of waste—excrement—and not for sexual intercourse. It has only a thin layer of epithelial cells, the tissue that lines the ******/butt. Anal intercourse results in a tearing of this lining and in bleeding fissures. Infected fluids going into the butt from the partner can provide a source of AIDS, as can abrasions and lesions on the male organ. Also, the damaged rectal tissues of the recipient permit infected secretions to pass the infection on to other sex partners.

That homosexuality is unnatural can be seen from this basic fact: If everyone were exclusively homosexual or lesbian, the human race would die out in one generation.
 
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So God rewards lesbians with low rates of stds because he likes to watch? Am I reading you right?
 
CJ really thinks the term "homosexual" applies only to men. It is really quite humorous reading his sermons. I hope he continues.
 
carolinajazz said:
AIDS is spread by the exchange of body fluids, particularly blood and *****.

The human ******/butt was designed for the elimination of waste—excrement—and not for sexual intercourse. It has only a thin layer of epithelial cells, the tissue that lines the ******/butt. Anal intercourse results in a tearing of this lining and in bleeding fissures. Infected fluids going into the butt from the partner can provide a source of AIDS, as can abrasions and lesions on the male organ. Also, the damaged rectal tissues of the recipient permit infected secretions to pass the infection on to other sex partners.

That homosexuality is unnatural can be seen from this basic fact: If everyone were exclusively homosexual or lesbian, the human race would die out in one generation.
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You sure know allot about butt sex
 
carolinajazz said:
AIDS is spread by the exchange of body fluids, particularly blood and *****.

The human ******/butt was designed for the elimination of waste—excrement—and not for sexual intercourse. It has only a thin layer of epithelial cells, the tissue that lines the ******/butt. Anal intercourse results in a tearing of this lining and in bleeding fissures. Infected fluids going into the butt from the partner can provide a source of AIDS, as can abrasions and lesions on the male organ. Also, the damaged rectal tissues of the recipient permit infected secretions to pass the infection on to other sex partners.
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You are aware that opposite gendered couples can, and do, have anal sex, right? Also, please explain why stimulation of a man's prostate is pleasurable.

carolinajazz said:
That homosexuality is unnatural can be seen from this basic fact: If everyone were exclusively homosexual or lesbian, the human race would die out in one generation.
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*SIGH* If every human were exclusively homosexual, Then either A) We would have another means of reproduction, or B) We wouldn't be having this conversation. But, OK, fine. I assume you eschew ALL unnatural things, then? Like living in a house instead of a cave or a tree. Cooking your food, instead of eating it raw and bloody. The internet. That's REALLY unnatural. Airplanes, spaceflight (and everything it has made possible), medicine, printed matter... I could go on and on, listing all the things that have been called unnatural by one group or another.

The fact is, homosexuality is completely natural for those who enjoy it. The fact that YOU don't, and are too narrow minded to accept that people are different from you, doesn't change that.
 
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