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Hack Presents the Hartsock Roast

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Oh good. The guy who loves cats more than his wife and has a taste in music that reeks of a pedophile mentally locked up in 1987 inside his 5th grade. This should get fun.

- franklin
 
Its a lot harder to roast someone without a picture and who doesn't have much of a schtick.
 
You know, I don't know what's sadder. Roasting a questionable pedophile who complains when his wife tries to get laid, or the guy who got into a minor accident with two half naked drunk girls and let them drive off because he thought asking for a telephone number and insurance info would seem too forward. Twenty eight pictures of a golf ball sized ding and not a single one of naked women? Really Zulu?

And how much more blatant does it get than having the screen name of the biggest pre-pubescent game in BYU's basketball history? That's saying a lot considering the history of the program. Hey, has anyone mentioned Hartsock's obsession with "The Lone Peak Boys"? Too bad for him they'll all be men next season.
 
franklin said:
You know, I don't know what's sadder. Roasting a questionable pedophile who complains when his wife tries to get laid, or the guy who got into a minor accident with two half naked drunk girls and let them drive off because he thought asking for a telephone number and insurance info would seem too forward. Twenty eight pictures of a golf ball sized ding and not a single one of naked women? Really Zulu?

And how much more blatant does it get than having the screen name of the biggest pre-pubescent game in BYU's basketball history? That's saying a lot considering the history of the program. Hey, has anyone mentioned Hartsock's obsession with "The Lone Peak Boys"? Too bad for him they'll all be men next season.
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