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Hack Presents the Hartsock Roast

You know, I don't know what's sadder. Roasting a questionable pedophile who complains when his wife tries to get laid, or the guy who got into a minor accident with two half naked drunk girls and let them drive off because he thought asking for a telephone number and insurance info would seem too forward. Twenty eight pictures of a golf ball sized ding and not a single one of naked women? Really Zulu?

And how much more blatant does it get than having the screen name of the biggest pre-pubescent game in BYU's basketball history? That's saying a lot considering the history of the program. Hey, has anyone mentioned Hartsock's obsession with "The Lone Peak Boys"? Too bad for him they'll all be men next season.

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