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Halloween vs. Jazz game

I hit the jackpot. I've been pissed for the last few days, because me and my wife were supposed to go to a party tonight. I love my wife, and told her I'd miss the game. To make a long story short, I'm sick as a dog, and now forbidden to go by my wife.

So tonight it will be me the game with all the lights off, ignoring everything else around me;)
 
Kids will get in the way of my Jazz? Guess I'm never having those...

I've done plenty already to celebrate Halloween: been to some amazing parties, been reading a collection of short horror stories, and seen a few horror movies. Halloween is my favorite holiday, but tonight is about the Jazz for me.
 
spycam1 said:
Kids will get in the way of my Jazz? Guess I'm never having those...

I've done plenty already to celebrate Halloween: been to some amazing parties, been reading a collection of short horror stories, and seen a few horror movies. Halloween is my favorite holiday, but tonight is about the Jazz for me.
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Amen!!
 
Thee jazz fan said:
I hit the jackpot. I've been pissed for the last few days, because me and my wife were supposed to go to a party tonight. I love my wife, and told her I'd miss the game. To make a long story short, I'm sick as a dog, and now forbidden to go by my wife.

So tonight it will be me the game with all the lights off, ignoring everything else around me;)
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And here I thought Dirk and Kaman were scary enough with the lights on.
 
Halloween is such an annoyance. I have to get the door like 50 times an hour. I Also have to deal with the youngest kids who always ask for more candy and then I have to insist on giving them more while their parents half-assedly object.

Two years ago I just left a large bucket of candy outside, and it was completely gone before 7pm. Then I had to deal with telling them I was all out, which got old after 15 minutes, and I just sat in darkness while waiting for the horrible night to pass.
 
SiroMar said:
Halloween is such an annoyance. I have to get the door like 50 times an hour. I Also have to deal with the youngest kids who always ask for more candy and then I have to insist on giving them more while their parents half-assedly object.

Two years ago I just left a large bucket of candy outside, and it was completely gone before 7pm. Then I had to deal with telling them I was all out, which got old after 15 minutes, and I just sat in darkness while waiting for the horrible night to pass.
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Just tape down the doorbell and hang a sign that says "At the Jazz game tonight. HAPPY HALLOWEEN"
 
Xsy said:
You're a horrible husband and father for not conditioning your wife and daughter to put the Jazz above all else.
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I've tried. Wife doesn't like basketball.
And my daughter was so cute when she was 4-5 and used to watch the Jazz with me. I had her trained to give a Goooo JAZZ cheer and raise her arms in the air. But then she started school and is now embarrassed to have a dad that likes the Jazz instead of the Lakers (we live in So Ca). And of course I can't tell her I hate Kobe because he's a rapist (well, alleged rapist). She's only 7 and I don't want to have "The Conversation" with her yet.
 
MoTown16 said:
I've tried. Wife doesn't like basketball.
And my daughter was so cute when she was 4-5 and used to watch the Jazz with me. I had her trained to give a Goooo JAZZ cheer and raise her arms in the air. But then she started school and is now embarrassed to have a dad that likes the Jazz instead of the Lakers (we live in So Ca). And of course I can't tell her I hate Kobe because he's a rapist (well, alleged rapist). She's only 7 and I don't want to have "The Conversation" with her yet.
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You've gotta get out of SoCal man. Your daughter will be tainted for life by having been around her Laker-loving peers.
 
Aaaaand this is why it's great to be single with no kids. I do what I want on Halloween! Jazz game dressed as a zombie, and now ending the night watching American Horror Story with a bucket full of candy.
 
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