Statistically speaking, you're our best player by far, from a points standpoint, and considering you're only here for another year, just to coach the youngins, even though you can't dunk, are a black hole, your push shot drives us wild, and everyone wants to trade you for Mehmet Okur...
Happy birthday Big Al from your three and a half fans at jazzfanz. Push that!
p.s. Don't eat the cake your lady makes you this year.
Happy birthday Big Al from your three and a half fans at jazzfanz. Push that!

p.s. Don't eat the cake your lady makes you this year.