Harden?

[SoberasHotRod]

We need an elite playmaker... but Harden ain't the guy for just so many reasons.

Yeah, but if you ignore all of those reasons he would be perfect.

Get on the phone DA!

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

I truly do not understand strip clubs. What is it about? Power? Cuz if you horny and you wanna be horny, go home and do something real about it. Or be super duper straight and… hang out with your homies where you all have boners? I don’t get it.

I went one time as a bucket-list/YOLO thing a few years back and it was even more odd and awkward than I imagined.

It’s gross. The grossest part is it really appears and feels like raw power dynamics.

Most dudes go to a strip club and their brain says: 'TA-TAS!!!

Numberica analyzes and strip club and says: "hang out with your homies where you all have boners... and Raw power dynamic"

I wonder what your thoughts are on other topics like: Petting zoos, splash pads, food trucks, and websites for people who snap dick picks of celebrity athletes to determine how hung they are (tis summer afterall).

PS. I don't disagree with you Numberica. But your intellect is showing...

 

[Isaiah 1:13]

I'd imagine the motivations have as much variability as there are individuals patronizing. I can't speak to that, though.

Harden has the reputation as a real skank hound, he wouldn’t be there just to look trust me. I mean there’s a reason that Miami has zero interest in the guy.

 

[kabenac]

Is that hiking or is he just in the midst of a hill workout?

Doesn't look like a great hike but the Tweet claimed: "gone hiking The Beard is back in the 480" Must be in AZ somewhere as I know someone with a 480 phone number and that's around Scottsdale.

 

[LogGrad98]

James Edward Harden Jr. would require establishments in which scantily clad maidens exposed their breasts and other regions of the body that entice thoughts of copulation. Without these, he would not be properly motivated to join our Jazz. Commit him to the Clippers, thoughts of him on thy Jazz are nothing but sophistry and illusion.

Presumeth not to know which gender whose breasts may entice ruminations of copulation in our dear Mr. Harden Jr. good sir. He may indeed be sufficiently enticed merely with reasonable proximity and access to any of our State's well-established construction sites.

 

[David Hume]

Presumeth not to know which gender whose breasts may entice ruminations of copulation in our dear Mr. Harden Jr. good sir. He may indeed be sufficiently enticed merely with reasonable proximity and access to any of our State's well-established construction sites.

We knoweth not with certainty what lays in the heart of Sir James Edward Harden Jr. Inference to the best explanation, which references our colleague Sir Kendrick Perkins’ description of J.E.H. Jr’s favorite establishment in Miami, suggests that he is targeting beings with an external phenotype most frequently displayed by organisms with internal ovaries.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

We knoweth not with certainty what lays in the heart of Sir James Edward Harden Jr. Inference to the best explanation, which references our colleague Sir Kendrick Perkins’ description of J.E.H. Jr’s favorite establishment in Miami, suggests that he is targeting beings with an external phenotype most frequently displayed by organisms with internal ovaries.

This is just trying too hard

 

[David Hume]

This is just trying too hard

Perhaps you are correct. I shall mull it over while consuming ale.

 

[default]

We need an elite playmaker... but Harden ain't the guy for just so many reasons.

Dejounte Murray is the type of player I'd want us to go after.

 

[homeytennis]

DWill might have some gas left in the tank.

 

[hgb]

Perhaps you are correct. I shall mull it over while consuming ale.

I shall send for the gentlemen Schopenhauer and Hegel immediately.

 

[LogGrad98]

We knoweth not with certainty what lays in the heart of Sir James Edward Harden Jr. Inference to the best explanation, which references our colleague Sir Kendrick Perkins’ description of J.E.H. Jr’s favorite establishment in Miami, suggests that he is targeting beings with an external phenotype most frequently displayed by organisms with internal ovaries.

Ah, indubitably, however to which beings does this refer? As equal likelihood to be those of genus homo sapien as to be pan paniscus or even equine in nature. We should not presume to understand the good Sir Harden's mating proclivities in their entirety based merely on statements of his closer compatriots, considering the well-known male human's need to "save face", as it were.