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Hayward is in town

[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];869109 said:
Srs, it's hard for jazz-related news to put me in a ****ty mood, but this contract just plain ****ing sucks. ****.
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Seriously cant remember a time u r not in a ****ty mood.
 
Core4 said:
This.
Good info. I forgot about the toilet paper story. He and his wife are going to have fun shopping for a new house.

Realtor: Are you pre-approved?
Mrs. Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: Ummm, yeah, you really need to be pre-approved before we can submit an offer.
Mrs. Hayward: How much do we need to give you to submit an offer?
Realtor: Well, not the entire amount, but you will need 20% of the purchase price as a down payment
Gordon (pulling out a HUGE wad of cash): I think I have the 20% right here.
Realtor (blushing): OH MY...I wondered what that huge bulge was in your pants.
*(Awkward pause and nasty glare by Mrs. Hayward)
Realtor (clearing throat): Do you have a lender for the remainder of the loan?
Mrs Hayward: No, is that a problem?
Realtor: well, how are you going to pay for the house?
Gordon (putting his hands in his pocket and pushing out his pants impressively): Cash!
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Never gonna happen, bloody realtors exact 6.5%, Hayward ain't paying that. His mom and Dad will find him a Fsbo on ksl classifieds. I'm guessing a rambler in bountiful, about 2,200 square feet, updated in 1994 with green trim and gold fixtures.


Fsbo = For Sale By Owner.
 
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DL it isn't too late. Deng is wanted no less than $10 and really wants $12 a year. Come on DL don't be a dumb@$$.
 
maybe he's here to pick up his stuff to move it to his new place........

(edit: ooops, someone else beat me to it.)
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];869109 said:
Srs, it's hard for jazz-related news to put me in a ****ty mood, but this contract just plain ****ing sucks. ****.
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Agreed
 
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