Hayward re Celts/Jazz game: "I hope we beat them by 40"

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Jazzta: I don't like anything about the Garden
WVJazzfan: i thought the same thing
Witty: this is 2017 if you get clocked in the braincase it's like mandatory suspension
Witty: and what was funny about it is that the foul was called on him
MT: yeah
MT: you're not allowed to foul a dude's elbow with your eyeball
WVJazzfan: i am driving 4 hours tomorrow to watch the game, no Rudy or Favors is depressing
Witty: he got barreled into, lost balance, and got uppercutted with an elbow
Archie: Please, quantify how much you like: 1) Rubio 2) Saint Cy.
Jazzta: Favors is definitely no Malone. Malone would have not even gone to the locker room
str8line: All good in da Hood!
Archie: JJ has a legit frozen rope hook shot. Legit.
str8line: Faves is a momma's boy.
Diamond77: Big three!!
Zombie: I like Rubio about as much as I like ham sandwiches
tonstermits: rod's nuts hang low tonight
yamers: kyrie superstar calls
Zombie: They're usually disappointing, but every so often they really hit the spot
Witty: SLC needs a popeyes to appease favors
Witty: st george is getting one
Zombie: Cy is fine
Jazzta: A pop eyes
MT: Northern Utah in general needs a Jack in the Box
devin_c: burks has got to have cte
Witty: no jack in the boxes up north?
Witty: thats weird
MT: it's terrible
str8line: You know Malone would be back.
Witty: we have two and they taste awful
Zombie: I've never heard that about jack in the boxes
Ellipse: Held the lead while Kyrie was hot. Open it up now
str8line: AB ballin again
Zombie: I've never been that impressed with JITB
MT: ugh
str8line: Donovan with another bad game. Two out of three,
Saint: dude
MT: should've elbowed him in the eye
Saint: jack in the box
MT: then it would've been a shooting foul
Witty: every now and then they have a signature burger that isnt bad


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Saint: 99 cents for 2 tacos
Witty: like a mushroom swiss melt
Ellipse: That was the right call?
MT: Jack in the Box is great
Witty: but the signature burgers down here are at culvers
Diamond77: DM isn't inspired tonight
Saint: ive never had anything from jack in the box other than tacos
Zombie: I have a personal rule against ordering tacos from a burger place
Saint: and ive had a lot of jack in teh box in my life
str8line: Horford is a man.
Witty: plus we have like, smash burger, apollow, five guys, and in n out
Archie: Jack in the Box includes combos with salmonella.
str8line: I want more Joe Johnson's in the league.
yamers: YAWN
str8line: DM is trying and has been awesome except his shot's not falling.
Ellipse: 4th will be DM's quarter.
Saint: archie do you just hate on things people like?
str8line: That's the spirit, Ellipse.
Saint: Rubio has a good night, you **** on rubio
Diamond77: Jazz have to play with time and slow down on offens
Zombie: People like jack in the box?
Saint: we discuss the greatness of Jack in the Box, you hate on jack in the box
Jazzta: ^
Witty: our defense has to stick it out
Crawlnstall: jack in the box is legit
Saint: 2 tacos for 99 cents remains teh greatest value in human history
str8line: Sipping on Makers and I never gave it the credit it deserves.
Witty: what st george missing is a california pizza kitchen
Zombie: This love for jitb is incredibly puzzling to me
Archie: Rubio has one good night in 5 is why I **** on him, Saint. Sincerely, Reality.
Zombie: They are gross
str8line: Rubio sucks.
Archie: 99 jbc's are the best of all time. **** Wendy's for raising their prices.
JazzMan4Life: I'm in St. George for the week. Whats the restaurant I gotta try??
Witty: wanna know the best burger i ever tasted?
Witty: Wendys had a portabella swiss for a few months
str8line: Rubio about to implode.
Archie: I went to a Mexican restaurant in St George recently, at a hotel, that made a sweet pork chimi. Delicious.
str8line: See?
Zombie: Best burger I've ever has was one I made in my friends backyard when we were like 10


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yamers: we gona blow it
Zombie: Using meat we purloined from his parents fridge
yamers: shades of okc
Zombie: Uh oh
str8line: Best burger I ever had was my wife's fur burger.
Witty: we had like 7 days off
Zombie: Gross
Witty: barely have played this week
str8line: Back when she had fur.
Archie: Bear Paw Cafe is good too in St George.
Witty: did she get cancer?
Zombie: Fur burger is the worst slang for *****
str8line: Jingles!
Zombie: Like, the worst.
str8line: No it's not.
str8line: Roast beef.
str8line: Roast beef with a side of meat curtains.
Witty: also known as the arbys drive through
Zombie: Yeah that's bad too but fur burger makes me want to vomit
str8line: Cancer? No, an affair.
Witty: she trimmed her carpet for an affair?
str8line: LOL, not really sure.
str8line: Deep thoughts.
Diamond77: Jerebko wants this win!!
str8line: Don't all the hot chicks go smooth?
Witty: jingles hasnt been able to stay in front of people
Saint: Larkin quickness has hurt us
Zombie: I like to have a different pubic hair arrangement for each of my lovers
MT: having no rim protection
str8line: Ha ha.
MT: is hurting us
str8line: "my lovers"
Witty: hayward drugged ingles
yamers: here we go
Zombie: They seem to appreciate it
yamers: donovan mitchel
yamers: letssee what u made of
MDAV28: Do the Celtics have the worst announcers in the league?
str8line: And raped him. Haywad is a deviant.
Saint: yes


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Saint: at least, if you consider worse being the biggest homers
Witty: ricky cold for another month
MDAV28: All around worst to me. Homers, player knowledge, idea of what's going on
str8line: That block looked clean by Smart
str8line: Was clean
MT: it wasn't
Saint: they are entertaining tho
Witty: irving's hairline is not natural
sahlensguy: 2 foot jump
MT: it was clean at the top but
MT: smart jumped into him with his body
str8line: Yup.
str8line: 2 foot
yamers: ovbious foul
Diamond77: It was a clean block
yamers: kyyrie got those fo0uls all night
Witty: dont think so
str8line: Good d by Don
Saint: superstar call for mitch
MDAV28: That was very clean
str8line: Hell yes!
MT: AB wtf you doing
framer: It took Hayward 6 years to get calls like that.
Witty: you cant jump into a guy's body at 10 feet
str8line: Already getting the calls
str8line: AB is gassed.
devin_c: AB = air ball?
Ellipse: I keep waiting for Burks to show some BB smarts.
yamers: AB
yamers: k
Witty: what is u doin
Witty: time to call the royce
Diamond77: AB playing heroball
str8line: He needs to slow down. Will he ever?
Saint: Burks being play smart, chill
MDAV28: I don't get that shot at all
Saint: been*
Zombie: That wasn't smart
Saint: I mean, Burks has been good at the pull up 3 thisy ear
Diamond77: Burks has to slow down the game on offense


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str8line: We'll know he's playing smart when he stops hitting the ground.
MDAV28: I just don't like the iso.
Witty: beer ran out
Witty: gonna have to make a poor decision and pop a wine
str8line: unless it's Joe.
Witty: girlfriend will be pissed but what do i know
WVJazzfan: lol
str8line: No backup? Whiskey?
str8line: Gut check time
Witty: considered picking some up but i'd like to remember a weekend this month
Ellipse: Now THAT was a nice drive by AB
str8line: Rubio is ignoring Donovan.
str8line: Ha ha. Might want to take a break.
MT: MITCHELL
str8line: Drink some Bud Light.
tonstermits: midget lineup
MDAV28: Drive was good but would love the kick out
Jazzta: Mitchell god
Saint: ioh son
str8line: That 3 was bottled lightning from Donovan.
Saint: oh son
Saint: mitchell and burks
MT: MITCHELLLLLL
Diamond77: Crazy show by DM!!
radiohegel: Mitchell's defense on Kyrie has been impressive
Jazzta: He silenced that garden lel
Ellipse: Yep, 4th is DM's quarter!
str8line: Mitchell is straight up unreal.
str8line: Oh Lawd!
Diamond77: Yesssssss
Jazzta: WOOOOOOOO
Archie: **** yeah Mitchell.
Saint: oh buddy
tonstermits: ohhhh muh lawwwd
Diamond77: this kid is really gifted
devin_c: he honestly looks like mj when he drive into the lane
Zombie: He got that clutch gene
Saint: damn Udoh's brick hands
str8line: Oh ****, Harlem Globetrotters in da house.
yamers: what the **** hood


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yamers: udoh
yamers: cmon
MDAV28: Ahhhh that pass was too good
Ellipse: LOL Hood is like what foul!
str8line: Udoh not on Globetrotters
Diamond77: Time to slow down on offese
Diamond77: offense
Saint: nah **** that
Diamond77: Why Hood attacked the basket??
Saint: that was a good attack
Saint: stfu
Saint: lmao at "play safe"
str8line: Oh, and **** Haywad.
Zombie: Never complain about his driving to the hoop
Saint: nah, we shoving it down their throats
Zombie: Hood^
Jazzta: Mitchell all star next season
str8line: This season.
Saint: in teh words of Hayward "i want to beat them by 40"
MDAV28: Where do you take Mitch in a redraft?
Zombie: Tatum has been invisible tonight
Jazzta: Lol I saw that comment
str8line: Seriously MDA?
Jazzta: eat **** Haywerd
MT: "Where do you take Mitch in a redraft"
MT: #1
Witty: should i switch to the boston broadcast
Zombie: 1st overall easy
Witty: i want to hear those tumors moan
Witty: nah im not gonna chance it
Jazzta: They're drooling over DM
tonstermits: mitchell is so sexy when he's hot
str8line: I din't think Haywad could look pastier than he was in Utah. He's turning green.
str8line: Mitchell just fully pinked Haywad. The pain is real.
Jazzta: It's safe to say we have our star, right from the get go bam!
str8line: punked.
Witty: this remix of creep is CRANKED
JazzMan4Life: Lose to the Bulls and beat the Celtics. I'll take it
Zombie: We saving sef to guard LeBron?
MT: I told you guys we'd split those games


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Witty: oh god did you see that chick
str8line: This is a great moment. Haywad feeling like a loser right about now.
MDAV28: Up until like a week ago I'd say Tatum #1.
str8line: He sees Donovan crushing.
devin_c: thabo waving bye
str8line: It's over.
Jack: This is the only December game that matters
tonstermits: udoh put his oven mitts all over that
Witty: changed to the boston broadcast and apparently it's in line with what you guys are watching
yamers: gobert out
yamers: jazz win
yamers: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Zombie: Ingles Dagger!
Jazzta: Boom Joe, the win is locked
Jack: Boston not gonna win by 40
tonstermits: 9 assists for donovan i believe
Witty: the jazz broadcast was like a possession and a half behind
str8line: The Jazz may never lose to Boston again, as long as Mitchell is on the team.
Saint: Bulls are playing really well lately
Saint: thy beating the Bucks right now
Zombie: If this is the last game we win this month I think I'm ok with that
Jack: Haha Hayward
Jack: Donovan owns Tatum
str8line: This game could have gone south, but Mitchell is so clutch.
yamers: kyrie superstar call
tonstermits: trade favs and rudy
Jack: DM>GH
str8line: LOL Zombie.
Witty: lol who the hell comes in for rubio
framer: So happy for Jerebko
MT: the more injured this team is, the stronger they are
Witty: we have no point guards or PFs or centers
str8line: And Haywad knows it.
Zombie: Damn that was a late whistle
Witty: hayward gonna ragequite a LoL game tonight
tonstermits: is neto still seeing stars
str8line: Trade Faves and Rudy. I kind of like it. Sorry Rudy.
str8line: This is fun ball.
Saint: damn Hood
tonstermits: god damn rodney


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Jack: Yep. Jerebko comes up big against the team that threw him away
str8line: Why are Boston fans still cheering?
Diamond77: Big win
Diamond77: Go Jazz!!
Zombie: Boston fans aren't known for their smarts
sahlensguy: Tank off
Jack: Cuz Boston is a sports town and recognizes the greatness of the Jazz
str8line: Mitchell brings everyone up.
str8line: But we wouldn't be here without Rubio.
tonstermits: boler is obsessed with the "magic number"
Saint: i wish teh utah feed would show hayward in teh stnads
Saint: during this
Archie: And people **** on me for saying the Jazz play better, with this roster, without Gobert.
Diamond77: Ingles with the trolling three

Jazzta: Let's take this momentum to Cleveland
Archie: Dat reality though.
framer: League best defense, my ****!
Jack: Rubio picked the right game to come up big.
Zombie: Archie it's about sample size bro
str8line: Archie, you right.
Archie: People are fans like they are politically affiliated. Blind.
yamers: it's pretty much a known fact
Jack: It's really Gobert/Favors together that doesn't work
tonstermits: philly and okc are in double ot
Diamond77: Udoh is a factor defending the paint
yamers: rudy is not a good offensive player
str8line: Love this Don interview.
yamers: but i think
Ellipse: Mitchell does great interviews.
yamers: rudy would have been just as good if not better than udoh tonight
MT: Mitchell is great at everything
Jack: Mitchell is a very intelligent, well-spoken person
str8line: He really is. His mother raised him right.
framer: Need a full strength Rudy for playoffs. Even id he is a slight liability during the regular season.
Witty: been a while since we've seen a real "post game comments from other fans" thread
Witty: feelsgoodman.jpg
Archie: Why not just consistently call things how they are? People who are sports fans care too much about fortune telling and soothsaying.
str8line: Donovan is going to be a head coach someday.
Jack: Looking forward to reading the post-game comments from the Celtics forum
Saint: archie you are about as smart as Ben Shapiro, which isnt smart at all


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Witty: they'll probably just chalk it up to a bad shooting night and then proceed to drink jameson and beat their wives
str8line: That D on Kyrie by Donovan.
Witty: yeah donovan stuck with him
Archie: Not on this roster.
str8line: By Donovan on Kyrie...
Archie: Saint Cy, ok, dude. You have **** for takes.
Witty: boys boys
MT: Why is archie in a bad mood
Witty: dont make me separate you two
MT: oh, cuz the Jazz won
str8line: Dude, Donovan is player 3b on the Jazz.
Witty: i dont even post on the forums
Witty: well barely
str8line: Or is it 4b?
str8line: I forget Cy.
Witty: some of yall are so dramatic
str8line: Ha ha.
str8line: Someone gotta call Cy's ****. As saintly as he is.
Archie: Look how many bad takes you have in potential draft pick thread.
str8line: I like the old posts vs. chat.
Archie: Yeah, my bad. Great win for the Jazz.
str8line: Was fun boys, what a game.
Archie: Again, as I said earlier, I actually like some of Saint's takes.
str8line: St. knows his ****...sometimes.
Witty: do people just idle in here or what
Witty: is there an IRC server?
Witty: doing research on arrowchat, apparently there is not
Witty: which explains the random delays
Witty: i thought the way to go these days is run an IRC server with a html5 frontend
Witty: would do i know though


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