Heber Restaurant

[franklin]

Stopped at this weird dive last night in Heber. I don't know the name of it or anything, but the food was so tasty I have to share. It's on the N.W. corner of State Road 113 (the main road out of Midvale) and Heber Main St.

The owner has such a weird menu with little on it that an older couple walked in, took a look at the low selection, and walked right back out. We gave it a try and I had the owner/server/cook order for me. She gave us her special fries appetizer for $10 and they were bar none the best fries I've ever had. I could have eaten them as the meal and left feeling like I had just had La Caille. I don't know how she did it but they were so good that I threatened to leave my wife and marry her for the secret sauce.

Next up was the Chile Encharitto, which is kinda like chile verde but tastes more like angels are bathing on your tongue while feeding you pig. Could life get any better than that? I could have died choking on my last bite and considered life an instant success.


Any dives you find this good?

 

[Tony]

Twist: You were actually human meat, not pork, and the fries were cooked in oil made from human fat.

I remember I was driving to North Dakota with my family and we were hungry so we stopped at this little restaurant in the middle of no where, we walked inside and it looked really old and not well kept. We sat down and this waitress, very scary looking handed us our menu and was EXTREMELY cheerful and happy to see us, like they never get any customers, so she handed us the menu and everything sounded not very appetizing considering how the place looked. So we were leaving and she came out from a door and was like "Where are you guys going??!" my uncle told her we decided to go somewhere else and the waitress just stared at us as we left and from the door as we drove away. SCARIEST **** EVER! I'm confident we avoided dying that day.

 

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LA is jam packed with the amazing dive restaurant. I can think of 6 amazing places within 7 or 8 miles from my house; all of them look dodgy as hell.

 

[Hantlers]

LA is jam packed with the amazing dive restaurant. I can think of 6 amazing places within 7 or 8 miles from my house; all of them look dodgy as hell.

Cash only?

You always know it's authentic Mexican when they only take cash.

 

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Cash only?

You always know it's authentic Mexican when they only take cash.

I wasn't talking about Mexican restaurants. Awesome slander of Mexican people, though, dbag.

 

[Beantown]

Stopped at this weird dive last night in Heber. I don't know the name of it or anything, but the food was so tasty I have to share. It's on the N.W. corner of State Road 113 (the main road out of Midvale) and Heber Main St.

The owner has such a weird menu with little on it that an older couple walked in, took a look at the low selection, and walked right back out. We gave it a try and I had the owner/server/cook order for me. She gave us her special fries appetizer for $10 and they were bar none the best fries I've ever had. I could have eaten them as the meal and left feeling like I had just had La Caille. I don't know how she did it but they were so good that I threatened to leave my wife and marry her for the secret sauce.

Next up was the Chile Encharitto, which is kinda like chile verde but tastes more like angels are bathing on your tongue while feeding you pig. Could life get any better than that? I could have died choking on my last bite and considered life an instant success.


Any dives you find this good?

Was it Cafe Rio?

 

[Hantlers]

I wasn't talking about Mexican restaurants. Awesome slander of Mexican people, though, dbag.

Well you're in a peachy mood today Naos.

Please explain to me how that was slander…thanks!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Stopped at this weird dive last night in Heber. I don't know the name of it or anything, but the food was so tasty I have to share. It's on the N.W. corner of State Road 113 (the main road out of Midvale) and Heber Main St.

The owner has such a weird menu with little on it that an older couple walked in, took a look at the low selection, and walked right back out. We gave it a try and I had the owner/server/cook order for me. She gave us her special fries appetizer for $10 and they were bar none the best fries I've ever had. I could have eaten them as the meal and left feeling like I had just had La Caille. I don't know how she did it but they were so good that I threatened to leave my wife and marry her for the secret sauce.

Next up was the Chile Encharitto, which is kinda like chile verde but tastes more like angels are bathing on your tongue while feeding you pig. Could life get any better than that? I could have died choking on my last bite and considered life an instant success.


Any dives you find this good?

Was it Cafe Rio?

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[franklin]

Twist: You were actually human meat, not pork, and the fries were cooked in oil made from human fat.

I remember I was driving to North Dakota with my family and we were hungry so we stopped at this little restaurant in the middle of no where, we walked inside and it looked really old and not well kept. We sat down and this waitress, very scary looking handed us our menu and was EXTREMELY cheerful and happy to see us, like they never get any customers, so she handed us the menu and everything sounded not very appetizing considering how the place looked. So we were leaving and she came out from a door and was like "Where are you guys going??!" my uncle told her we decided to go somewhere else and the waitress just stared at us as we left and from the door as we drove away. SCARIEST **** EVER! I'm confident we avoided dying that day.

I don't care if she fed me microwaved rodent buttholes. If it was human flesh then I'm signing up for the Red Cross and collecting edible body parts like rednecks collect antler sheds.

 

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Well you're in a peachy mood today Naos.

Please explain to me how that was slander…thanks!

****ing serious??

It implies that real/authenticMexican people are tax-evading/law breakers. Plus, your assumption that I was talking about Mexican people when I talked about dive restaurants points to (1) your low regard for Mexican people, (2) your naivety about the cultural history of Los Angeles.


*for the record, the dive restaurants I have in mind are run by people of vastly different cultural backgrounds, including Euro-American.

 

[Hantlers]

****ing serious??

It implies that real/authenticMexican people are tax-evading/law breakers. Plus, your assumption that I was talking about Mexican people when I talked about dive restaurants points to (1) your low regard for Mexican people, (2) your naivety about the cultural history of Los Angeles.


*for the record, the dive restaurants I have in mind are run by people of vastly different cultural backgrounds, including Euro-American.

Oh good grief…I played a little stereotype joke and you got your panties in a wad. If you really got offended by that, then you truly are a condescending piece of ****.

For the record, I just assumed Mexican restaurants because you live in LA, the word 'dive' had nothing to do with it. Perhaps the fact that you assumed that would make you more condescending towards Hispanics than me? Anyways, I'm sorry that I assumed that several restaurants with great food in close proximity to LA would be Mexican, especially considering Hispanics are damn near 60% of the population.


Oh and for the record, you would be wrong when you say that I have a low regard towards Mexicans. I work with 15+ migratory Mexicans, and have for the last ten years…they're basically my family. Don't talk **** when you don't know anything…and for the record, you were still wrong about that being slander. It's funny, cause the Mexicans that come up here every summer still know the English language better than you do. Maybe that's why I like them more, they're not ignorant dip wads and they can take a damn joke.


Oh, and yes, the majority of Mexican restaurants that take cash only are breaking the tax laws. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean that it isn't true.

****.

 

[Hantlers]

Whoah…you censor Mexican swear words?

I'm not even mad…props to you guys.

 

[Harambe]

Stopped at this weird dive last night in Heber. I don't know the name of it or anything, but the food was so tasty I have to share. It's on the N.W. corner of State Road 113 (the main road out of Midvale) and Heber Main St.

The owner has such a weird menu with little on it that an older couple walked in, took a look at the low selection, and walked right back out. We gave it a try and I had the owner/server/cook order for me. She gave us her special fries appetizer for $10 and they were bar none the best fries I've ever had. I could have eaten them as the meal and left feeling like I had just had La Caille. I don't know how she did it but they were so good that I threatened to leave my wife and marry her for the secret sauce.

Next up was the Chile Encharitto, which is kinda like chile verde but tastes more like angels are bathing on your tongue while feeding you pig. Could life get any better than that? I could have died choking on my last bite and considered life an instant success.


Any dives you find this good?

Google says there's a "Kolaches on Main" which is on the corner of 113 and victory highway. There's also Chick's Cafe that looks more likely, but isn't on the corner. Neither look Mexican to me...

 

[Beantown]

I doubt its better than Cafe Rio.

 

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Oh good grief…I played a little stereotype joke and you got your panties in a wad. If you really got offended by that, then you truly are a condescending piece of ****.

For the record, I just assumed Mexican restaurants because you live in LA, the word 'dive' had nothing to do with it. Perhaps the fact that you assumed that would make you more condescending towards Hispanics than me? Anyways, I'm sorry that I assumed that several restaurants with great food in close proximity to LA would be Mexican, especially considering Hispanics are damn near 60% of the population.


Oh and for the record, you would be wrong when you say that I have a low regard towards Mexicans. I work with 15+ migratory Mexicans, and have for the last ten years…they're basically my family. Don't talk **** when you don't know anything…and for the record, you were still wrong about that being slander. It's funny, cause the Mexicans that come up here every summer still know the English language better than you do. Maybe that's why I like them more, they're not ignorant dip wads and they can take a damn joke.


Oh, and yes, the majority of Mexican restaurants that take cash only are breaking the tax laws. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean that it isn't true.

****.

I am part-Mexican you *******. But thanks for the lecture.

 

[Hantlers]

I am part-Mexican you *******. But thanks for the lecture.

Are you trying to use that as your excuse for not knowing the English language well?

Cause even I wouldn't do that.

Also, are you likes half Mexican? A quarter? Perhaps 1/64th?

It really doesn't matter, I'm just curious and you have a short fuse.

 

[franklin]

Google says there's a "Kolaches on Main" which is on the corner of 113 and victory highway. There's also Chick's Cafe that looks more likely, but isn't on the corner. Neither look Mexican to me...

It's not a Mexican restaurant. It doesn't show up in google but it's 1/2 block North from Chick's. Here's a street view from the address I gave earlier:

 

[LogGrad98]

Twist: You were actually human meat, not pork, and the fries were cooked in oil made from human fat.

I remember I was driving to North Dakota with my family and we were hungry so we stopped at this little restaurant in the middle of no where, we walked inside and it looked really old and not well kept. We sat down and this waitress, very scary looking handed us our menu and was EXTREMELY cheerful and happy to see us, like they never get any customers, so she handed us the menu and everything sounded not very appetizing considering how the place looked. So we were leaving and she came out from a door and was like "Where are you guys going??!" my uncle told her we decided to go somewhere else and the waitress just stared at us as we left and from the door as we drove away. SCARIEST **** EVER! I'm confident we avoided dying that day.

Sweeney Todd

 

[LogGrad98]

I don't care if she fed me microwaved rodent buttholes. If it was human flesh then I'm signing up for the Red Cross and collecting edible body parts like rednecks collect antler sheds.

Human meat isn't that bad.

 

[bigb]

I don't care if she fed me microwaved rodent buttholes. If it was human flesh then I'm signing up for the Red Cross and collecting edible body parts like rednecks collect antler sheds.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to franklin again.

Holy hell that made me laugh out loud.