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Simple minds, eh?

I should like Provo, it's tiny downtown and homogeny should make me feel taller. ;)

*snicker* you said homogeny.

EDIT: If progeny is the result of a heterosexual relationship why is homogeny not the result of a gay one?
 
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I'd hook you up, but she only dates within her religion. I know you'd understand bruh.



You're a 40 year old guy asking for pictures of a girl that's probably the same age as your daughter. You give us pics of her, I give you pics of this girl. It's a win-win for everybody.

No deal. Did I just lose?
 
Simple minds, eh?

I should like Provo, it's tiny downtown and homogeny should make me feel taller. ;)

We are a work in progress.. Someday I'm going to make good on my threat to take the Jazz from Salt Lake and move them to Provo. Just remember I called my shot.
 
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Oh no, the board's resident midget doesn't like my city. I love Provo. If we had a beach here, it would be my favorite place in the world. Just beautiful here. Salt Lake's piddly little hills just don't compare so I can see why you attack.
You have no idea how much this post makes you look like a typical provo piece of ****
 
Rule #2: Make racist/homosexual/sexist jokes around your friends who fall under such characterization. It shows how post-whatever you really are.

Or you're just a dick.
 
Rule #2: Make racist/homosexual/sexist jokes around your friends who fall under such characterization. It shows how post-whatever you really are.

Or you're just a dick.

Your rule #2 would be awesome for anti-hipsters otherwise it pretty much sucks.
 
You have no idea how much this post makes you look like a typical provo piece of ****

That one did sound a little TheBlackSwordsman ish. A few of them in this thread actually did. But you know why you can't compare/argue with me? Because my Provoness is too much to handle. My Provoness outshines the universe. My Provoness makes me the clear superior intellectual being on the board! You know why only about 1/100 of all my jokes are funny? Because You non-Provos are too dumb to understand me.
 
That one did sound a little TheBlackSwordsman ish. A few of them in this thread actually did. But you know why you can't compare/argue with me? Because my Provoness is too much to handle. My Provoness outshines the universe. My Provoness makes me the clear superior intellectual being on the board! You know why only about 1/100 of all my jokes are funny? Because You non-Provos are too dumb to understand me.


Dick Ranger got swagger, the Schwag of Provo.



p.s.
Provo sucks fuzzy pecans. Please build a road around it.
 
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