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Oh no, the board's resident midget doesn't like my city. I love Provo. If we had a beach here, it would be my favorite place in the world. Just beautiful here. Salt Lake's piddly little hills just don't compare so I can see why you attack.

Provo is the ****, great people, beautiful scenery great places to eat, and a great bar (ABG's). Its a hell of a town the school yards up and the shopping malls down.
 
Provo is the ****, great people, beautiful scenery great places to eat, and a great bar (ABG's). Its a hell of a town the school yards up and the shopping malls down.

Is Bonester a hipster?

ABG's is an old alley they covered with tin roofing and called a bar. The only "club" down the street is a smelly **** hole that can't serve a drink outside your standard 21 year old chick's casino fare. "No we don't have mint. What do you think this is, some uppity Applebees place errr somethin? Donna you seen my tooth? We got 2 Live Crew comin an I wanna brush my tooth an look gud fer them".
 
Believe it or not, I was a hipster at one point in my life, mainly when I was living in Provo. I got tons of chicks when I was a hipster, met my wife when I was a hipster. You may look like a douche but the girls eat it up.
 
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