Hire Bob Knight for TV commentator?
- Thread starter The Fresh Prince
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Getting Traded
Banned
He'll start screaming at Trey on air, "Stop shooting the f...in ball."
RandyForRubio
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I love Robert Knight.
RJF
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The Fresh Prince
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Don't be such a gay. You know it'd be entertainment.
Are you ready to hear about the importance of the pump fake 100x a game?
RJF
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Duck Rodgers
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He can be our head coach when the Lakers snatch up Quinn.
Sexual Favors
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Steve Brown, tho.
Why did he refuse to say "Kentucky" and instead called them "the team from the SEC"? Anyone know?
Dumb Bloke
Banned
Dont you want to insert a angry dike or demonic influence into Steven? Best announcer ever.
freakazoid
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Make him an assistant on the bench. No actual coaching duties, just keep him around to chuck chairs when the refs are screwing us.
The Fresh Prince
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Prison must've been hard for you.
The Fresh Prince
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I love this idea. Have Bob Knight around to just scream at the refs, flip chairs and get ejected. Maybe Quin uses him as a pit bull to get up in players faces after selfishly bad games. "Sick em Bobby!" That's like a +25 efficiency and power boost for our team every game he gets up in a refs face and screams, "This is absolute ****in bull****!!"
Yeah, Bob Knight sucks. I haven't heard him a while, but hearing the whole bitter old man complain about young kids not playing like they did in the 80's is annoying.
The Fresh Prince
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I mean, come on guys (want to call you the latter) you all took this serious. I mean, you see it's Bob Knight not being renewed. The threadz are dull so you gotta spicen up the livelihood around here.