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Horny dolphins armed with machetes and assualt rifles

The question is, do Russian Killer Dolphins return to Mother Russia once they get their nut off?
 
Dolphins likely heard about "gorillas" for hire and want the same kind of deal. They just want to be paid what they're worth. Either that or they hired some sharks to represent them and are now holding out for better benefits, including health care and a retirement package.
 
They already have a movie deal, it's a Jason Bourne spinoff.

I saw a preview.
They are using real combat dolphins that are doing their own stunts, so it's the real deal.
It's really sad when the girlfriend dolphin of the protagonist is accidentally killed, and he goes on a rampage... and it is riveting when he squeaks "this ends now"

I believe they are calling it Bourne Betrayal, I'm not sure why because the dolphin's name is Sam. Whatever.

It looks good though, lots of action, good storyline.
 
There are new reports out from Russia that a conspiracy involving the Sea Shepherd is being investigated. When questioned, a spokesman from the State Department who wishes to remain unnamed said all Bob Barker had to do was ask and the motherland would have happily given a fleet equipped with more advanced technology, under an understanding they were to be used against Japanese whalers only.
 
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