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How much is Weiner's wiener worth?

moevillini

moevillini

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OK, sorry, I'll merge this into the other topic, but I couldn't resist the thread title...

(link to come, I hope)

just heard on the radio that a toy company is coming out with a Representative Weiner Action Figure. The standard doll will sell for $39.95 and an anatomically correct version will sell for $10 more.

So there you have it....

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Doll Maker Aims to Get a Piece of the Action - LINK
 
you can "mount" it on your mantle at home....


...A $40 G-rated version of the pervy politician — anatomically ambiguous, much like Ken and G.I. Joe — features a buff-looking congressman in a T-shirt and shorts that read “Tweet This.” For an additional $10, herobuilders.com goes where Hasbro never dared, offering an anatomically correct X-rated version. Miniature BlackBerry sold separately.


“He has to have a BlackBerry — you know when I take a picture of myself and tweet it, I use my BlackBerry,” said Herobuilders.com owner Emil Vicale. “And it has an action figure stand so you can mount it, obviously, on your mantle at home.”
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you can't pay people to come up with lines like that!
 
Well, Moe, everything is worth what someone will pay for it... So, how much is Weiner's weiner worth to you?
 
I heard he is pulling out now.
 
Things started off shaky, plateaued for a bit, a new rush of excitement hit the scene, exploded, and now he will doze off into oblivion.
 
Weiner is going to be in the butt of a lot of jokes.
 
A common sentiment regarding Weiner: Is that all you've got?
 
I bet if you did a comparison of googling "flaccid Weiner" today and 3 months ago....


you'd get the same results
 
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