How to get Gortat

[TheMulletMutilator]

LOL, so he can continue to look ridiculous and foul out within the first quarter? Fes is not very smart.

 

[Deleted member 365]

LOL, so he can continue to look ridiculous and foul out within the first quarter? Fes is not very smart.

That's not any different than what I've seen from Gortat. Gortat isn't a shotblocker, has a very limited offensive game, fouls everytime I watch him play, and is getting paid a lot more than Fess.

 

[Deleted member 365]

He projects well and seems to have a work ethic unlike the Marlboro Man.

The man is already 26. How much better do you think he's going to get?

 

[NCJazz]

Considering how poorly Orton did in Summer League they would probably want a lot more than Koufos.

 

[InGameStrategy]

How to get Gortat. First we're gonna need a black van and some ski masks...

He is Polish. A kielbasa sandwich would probably suffice . . .

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