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You made the joke not me. KudosOh aren't you funny, not...
You made the joke not me. KudosOh aren't you funny, not...
You said Biden killed a bunch of chickens. I'll bet my house Biden didn't kill a single chicken... because that's not what politicians do.
The only regret any of those chickens had was that they only had one egg hole to give for their country.Rubbish I heard that one weekend old Uncle Joe got his pills confused and instead of taking his regular nighttime meds he ate a handful of horse Viagra. What happened after that was described to me by a witness as an orgy of a weekend. The commander in chief spending the weekend getting about in a frenzy on Marine 1, farm to farm shagging chickens to death. The secret service running around grabbing chickens and rapidly handing live chickens to Uncle Joe as he ruined one chicken after the other!!! The humanity!!!
The only regret any of those chickens had was that they only had one egg hole to give for their country.
Price of eggs be damned!Died as Patriots! Every last one of them!!!! Dead chicken after dead chicken, dead chickens everywhere!!! Piles of them!!! The secret service, looking at all those dead chickens, piles of dead chickens!! Everywhere!! Digging pits, pushing the DEAD CHICKENS!!! in with bulldozers!!! PILES OF DEAD CHICKENS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
The President lusting after MORE CHICKENS!!!!! Engorged on horse Viagra, BRING ME MORE CHICKENS!!!!! MORE!!!!!!
Price of eggs be damned!
Eggs?????? What price on eggs? When we could have a race of SUPER CHICKENS!!!! Presidential chickens, full of Biden's drug fueled, reptile super seamen!!!! An army of SUPER CHICKENS!!!! An ARMY!!! Musk's dodgy robots are ****, Biden's SUPER CHICKENS they will conquer Canada!!! And then Greenland!!! What price on eggs? SUPER CHICKENS!!!!
Biden knows we have to close the gap with the UK, David Cameron has been experimenting with PIGS heads for years, the gap must close!!!
Hey the 90's called, they want their "...NOT" retort back.Oh aren't you funny, not...
Hey the 90's called, they want their "...NOT" retort back.