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I have a horse in the Derby

LoB cannot be lesbian, cause duh, women horse are too busy doing dishes to be racing in the derby.
 
Beantown said:
So the real question is how much monies do you collect if he wins?
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Well, since he owns 3.5% of the horse, and 0% of horses under 2 years of age are homosexual, while 50% of horses are male, he wins...****, beantown, I need your mathematical expertise to figure this out.
 
Scat said:
That and a girl horse could never beat a boy horse.
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Regret, Genuine Risk and Winning Colors would take exception with that comment in regards to the Kentucky Derby. However, fillies are now prohibited from competing in the KD due to a rules change. PETA and NOW should be outraged and PROTEST this race which is sexist and controlled by the "good ol' boys."
 
When asked about perhaps "coming out of the stable," "Charming Kitten," "Fear the Kitty," and "Mylute" all refused comment. Meanwhile, the U.S. government is allegedly considering a $10M grant to study if there is any correlation between a stallion's gender preference and his choice of carrots or apples as a preferred treat.
 
GVC said:
Well, since he owns 3.5% of the horse, and 0% of horses under 2 years of age are homosexual, while 50% of horses are male, he wins...****, beantown, I need your mathematical expertise to figure this out.
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When doing a math question always think of this first:

If 100 gay people live on a secluded island. What would that biological population look like in 120 years?
 
You bought into a foreign horse? You commie. You're the friggin' Jay-Z of the racetrack though at 3.5%. Minority minority minority minority minority owners represent. No really, I think that's pretty cool. Do you own bigger portions of any up and comers? Are you going to the race? I've sort of wanted to go to one of the bigger ones, but not if they are anything like the Del Mar Thoroughbred Club. Nothing worse than Del Martians pretending they host the Derby 5 days a week for 3 months straight(I lie, I actually like it).
 
Dont have a horse in the Derby this year, might have one in the Belmont.

@PKM you still go through Pendleton or you with someone else? I got sick of him a couple years ago and have a new guy. Have a couple really good ones on the horizon but I'm mostly into Filly's now.

I'd take side action if your interested.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
You bought into a foreign horse? You commie. You're the friggin' Jay-Z of the racetrack though at 3.5%. Minority minority minority minority minority owners represent. No really, I think that's pretty cool. Do you own bigger portions of any up and comers? Are you going to the race? I've sort of wanted to go to one of the bigger ones, but not if they are anything like the Del Mar Thoroughbred Club. Nothing worse than Del Martians pretending they host the Derby 5 days a week for 3 months straight(I lie, I actually like it).
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No.. I don't have any interest in any horses, nor foresee that changing, other than this one... and this was just part of another deal and kind of a throw-in.
I don't go to the Derby.. only Keeneland/The Oaks. It's by far the better time.
 
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