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I just got scammed I'm so outraged I can't handle myself...

...by Subway. UGLI's favorite restaurant to hate.

Screw you Jared Fogerty fans!

Probably a really lame piece of trivia but in boot camp my rackmate's (bunkmate in non-Navy lingo) last name was Fogerty.
 
So I give these bitches my subway points card and they tell me *DENIED* and I'm like WTF homies give me the boss I wanna know what's going on I earned them damn points fair and square you know? So yeah, they give me this convoluted reasoning that I shopped at Subway way too many times in one day which they don't like, which is more than 2 times to be exact.

Turns out I went to Subway with coworkers and we all used the same points card because we give them to this bum guy who is crazy as it gets and never bothers anyone for money or anything but is obviously hungry like a pitbull seeks little old ladies.
 
Did I mention my rackmate had the last name Fogerty?

**** was a fast runner.
 
Moe Foe is blocked

Don't be hatin' on moe, yo. You become her foe you're blocked, doe.
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];683835 said:
My dong likes to be a rackmate, but only with nice racks. I'm only saying this once.

You never would have made it in the Navy... Prickly ******** are the worst, am I right?
 
No, but John Swallow used to bbq next to me at the annual Stadium of Fireworks so I might hit him up.

I have a GREAT side-story to this.... re: John...... but cannot/will not share here. Inside info bros.
Call me frank, u may enjoy it. Unless u hate me.
 
I have a GREAT side-story to this.... re: John...... but cannot/will not share here. Inside info bros.
Call me frank, u may enjoy it. Unless u hate me.

You pull this **** too much, bro. You have more teasers than the 10 O'clock news.
 
Sorry.. don't mean to. Call me and I'll explain it to u too bro. Just don't wanna publicly post anything that may drag me into this bs quag.
 
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