If Gobert drops another ball...

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Gobert makes us a better team, blah blah blah.

still, I want to pop a zygote every time he plays outside of his game trying to be something he is not and turns the ball over!!!

So, it begs the question... What will you do the next time gobert drops an easy pass or airballs a 12 foot jumper with no one guarding him or thinks he has a post game and takes on someone only to throw the ball out of bounds.

Please answer with gifs and pics or something as ridiculous as watching our top paid player do the goofiest things...

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

 

[FalseFlagg K]

I’ll laugh and think you should get a grip

 

[Agent#00]

The only pass he can complete is alley oop! Blame the passer not Rudy!!!

 

[SteakNEggs]

I'm more concerned with him letting Javale McGee post him up 3 times while he can't even post up PGs. I'm glad he's here but for 200,000,000 dollars he can't even do what Javale McGee can do offensively on the block.

 

[LoPo]

Maybe this would work...

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Another year, another casual making too big of a deal about Gobert not being traditionally good at offense.

 

[Bodhi]

Eh I dont think its making too big of a deal to ask a dude to do one of the most fundamental part of that side of the court. I love Rudy, but come on, just cleanly catch a god damned ball.

That would change his game and our offense so much for the better if he was in any way more reliable down there than just throwing down a lob.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Rudy has regressed this year in his individual offense. It is disappointing. I can't really pin point what exactly is happening. Overall he looks a bit less springy. Makes sense as he ages at his size. He really can barely jump from a standstill anymore. This is most obvious on jump-balls where he barely even jumps.

I just wish he would stop taking mid-range shots. If he's going to shoot, might as well be a 3 pointer.

It doesnt really effect how I feel about his contract though. He's here for defense and to screen for our guards, which makes up the vast majority of our offense.

 

[gomretat]

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Eh I dont think its making too big of a deal to ask a dude to do one of the most fundamental part of that side of the court. I love Rudy, but come on, just cleanly catch a god damned ball.

That would change his game and our offense so much for the better if he was in any way more reliable down there than just throwing down a lob.

I don’t know that you can improve all that much with catching the ball. If he had great hands it would help a lot. I think we should put him in the dunkers spot a bit more to help space the floor and get away from being as heavy with pick and roll. That is a much easier pass to catch. The pick and roll in traffic with guys coming in on your legs is tougher sometimes. Sometimes you don’t know if they are rotating behind you and you might alligator arm it.

 

[Just Ted]

you had me at Zygote.