If the Jazz were Matthew McConaughey...

[Jose_Ortiz_fan]

If the Jazz were Matthew McConaughey, what do you expect from the team this rapidly approaching new season?

Dazed and Confused
50 Dates/Notebook?
Dallas Buyers Club
True Detective
True Detective Season 2


Are the Jazz supposed to be as good as they say, maybe 7th seed in the West? What is going on at PG? Gordon is leaving to replace Kobe? How many dinosaurs did Rudy Gobert eat this offseason? As many out of state fans can attest, it's hard to keep a pulse on the team from outside the Utah area. I can't wait for the season to begin, and I guess I just need a little refresher on how we're looking.

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These are questions from the hinterland. Thanks.

JF4L

 

[enchilada_style]

Rep'd for the pics.

 

[The Midnight]

Does True Detective Season 2 have McCauhneheyehyey in it???

 

[akirac73]

Rep'd for the pics.

Why? Those pics don't show balls...

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Does True Detective Season 2 have McCauhneheyehyey in it???

He was a producer.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Magic Mike.

 

[franklin]

 

[Miggs]

McConaughey would have to be the Pelicans, no? Maybe the Grizz.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

McConaughey would have to be the Pelicans, no? Maybe the Grizz.

He be the Rockets, Spurs, or Mavs. He is from Texas.

 

[Miggs]

He be the Rockets, Spurs, or Mavs. He is from Texas.

So what. He doesn't embody Houston or Dallas, really. San Antonio maybe.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

So what. He doesn't embody Houston or Dallas, really. San Antonio maybe.

Wtf are you talking about?

Actually think you could draw some parralles between Houston Rockets and McConaughey.

 

[Miggs]

Wtf are you talking about?

Actually think you could draw some parralles between Houston Rockets and McConaughey.

Why? Because he was in Interstellar?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Why? Because he was in Interstellar?

Good actor, but not great.

A lot of his fame is based off his looks. (Rockets have been a team with high powered star talent and flashy players the past decade with T-Mac and Harden).

Interstellar

 

[Magic Spray]

I would say the McConaughey from The Dark Knight.

He really brought it in that movie.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

I would say the McConaughey from The Dark Knight.

He really brought it in that movie.

Is that suppose to be a joke?

 

[akirac73]

I would say the McConaughey from The Dark Knight.

He really brought it in that movie.

So you weren't a fan of Brokeback Mountain I see...

 

[akirac73]

Is that suppose to be a joke?

C'mon man, just play along...

 

[Park Bites]

the jazz are more like Kate upton, massive upfront with a great head of hair but lacking in the on court directing.

 

[kabenac]

The Sea of Trees (Favors, Gobert, Pleiss, Withey)

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

McConaughey has a really pubey beard.