I'm bored = two trade ideas that won't happen

[green]

Here's mine:

Harris, Bell, that second rounder we got for Memo and Tomic for Rubio. If that's not enough I'm willing to sweeten the pot with any combination of Bird rights to Andrei, draft rights to Kaniel Dickens, that other dude in Europe, the space that was The Mayan, Wilford Brimley, property near Lake Powell, Steve Powell, the Miller family fry sauce recipe or the Rights to 5 consecutive draft choices after the Jazz move out of Utah.

The only problem with this, is Ricky Rubio will leave us faster than Deron, Carmello, Paul, etc. He didn't leave Europe to play in Utah or Minnesota. I would bet half a dollar bill that he ends up in NY, NJ, or LA.

 

[NUMBERICA]

Did you miss the Dallas game?

I didn't, but they haven't gone on a skid or gotten blown out. The Jazz have still been a good team.

 

[BluesRocker]

Are you and Numberica related?

Im Naos and Naos is me. Numberica is someone else.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Numberica is someone else.

truth