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I'm moving to Boston

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I was in process in moving to Idaho with my current company but I just got a job offer in Boston that I can't turn down. I am returning to my beloved city.

Boston>everywhere else

First one to throw in a "Beanclown" or "Beandowns" joke gets a free rep.
 
I hear Boston is full of heinous women and racist white people.
 
The racist part is pretty fair, but the heinous women part is DEAD ON.

Dos Equis guy: "I don't always HAVE to drink beer with ugly women, but when I do, it's always in Boston."
 
Had a friend who moved to Boston for 3 months, hated it and moved to Memphis.

Memphis >>>>>> Boston, or so he tells me.
 
The racist part is pretty fair, but the heinous women part is DEAD ON.

Dos Equis guy: "I don't always HAVE to drink beer with ugly women, but when I do, it's always in Boston."

Luckily I am already married but I do tend to agree with this. I have found the only hot women were at Boston University or Mormon nannies.

Which both were not from Boston.
 
Luckily I am already married but I do tend to agree with this. I have found the only hot women were at Boston University or Mormon nannies.

Which both were not from Boston.

Yeah.. there are obviously some hotties anywhere you go. Boston just seems to have a glut of ugly.. and then combine the nasal and it's just not for me.

Having said that, I love visiting Boston. Fantastic pubs with incredibly passionate sports fans.

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Colin Cowherd gets on my nerves, mostly, but he was pretty funny once talking about Boston.
He was on the radio talking about when the Lakers were playing at Boston and Boston fans were holding signs (for Lamar) making fun of how ugly Chloe is.

Cowherd was like, "really guys? Like you have any room to talk? Chloe may be dog ugly but she's WAAAAAY hotter than any woman in the entire city of Boston."
 
Well, I see more hot girls in SLC than San Diego. Just saying. Utah has a lot of good ones. I really miss them
 
The racist part is pretty fair, but the heinous women part is DEAD ON.

Dos Equis guy: "I don't always HAVE to drink beer with ugly women, but when I do, it's always in Boston."

What are you talking about? I live in NH and have been to Boston several times and I was surprised how good looking the women were in Boston. Now talk about Philly, there are a lot of ugly women there.
 
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