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Beantown

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It has now become and epidemic. It started out slowly with the creation of MySpace and now over the past years it has infected Facebook. Its something we see probably everyday but we all just look away. We can all put a stop to this. This horrible infectious disease called duckface. We don't know its origins but we will one day find a cure.

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Please send money to www.findacureforduckface.com or just post other chicks doing duckface trying to be hot on this thread.
 
I'm thankful for these things because when you see them on a chick's facebook you know they are easy to hookup with and that exploring a long-term relationship would be a bad choice.
 
It has now become and epidemic. It started out slowly with the creation of MySpace and now over the past years it has infected Facebook. Its something we see probably everyday but we all just look away. We can all put a stop to this. This horrible infectious disease called duckface. We don't know its origins but we will one day find a cure.

duck-face-girl-3.jpg


duckface1.jpg


master-chief-duck-face--large-prf-1280944289_large.jpg


medium_dualmodechick.jpg




Please send money to www.findacureforduckface.com or just post other chicks doing duckface trying to be hot on this thread.

In order . . . cute, ugly, meh, cute . . . regardless of expressions
 
Welcome to this century, beanclown.


Apparently this pandemic is not limited to teenage girls.


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(I've got some apple cider vinegar for that)
 
Just make sure to wrap it.


And aw yeah name change!


ooohhhh yeeaahhh

Well if you are stoked them I am excited you are no longer GoJazz79 because it sounded kinda Clay Aiken.
You came off as a bit of a twirp. But now you will seem like a dumbed down stoner. Much better.
 
ooohhhh yeeaahhh

Well if you are stoked them I am excited you are no longer GoJazz79 because it sounded kinda Clay Aiken.
You came off as a bit of a twirp. But now you will seem like a dumbed down stoner. Much better.

****ing stoner twerps. Let's kick their asses. Also Anchorman Sequel! Ooohhh yyyeeeaaaahhh!!!
 
The girl on the top looks really familar. I can't tell with her face like that, but if she opened her mouth I would know for sure.
 
Well the girls piercings, make up and clothes do not exactly scream "good girl" do they? (possible exception of the one in the Halo shirt)

Girl in the Halo shirt is just a "nerdy" slut. She is probably the easiest of them all.
 
My computerized tomography scan of these pics failed to demonstrate the existence of a brain in any of them... . . . . pod chicks.

When I see pod chicks doing "peace" signs I take it as an offer for a p****ectomy and a neuro-suction that would render me pretty much the equivalent of what they are. I can't speak for others, but I can pass on that.

Accordingly, I consider it typical liberal do-gooderism to try to help them. And you know this is the product of Hollywood, Mainstream Media, and the Public Schools. Maybe they are the cure for idiocy, converting the brainless into similarly non-viable lifeforms. Just haveta have hope they really can't feed themselves, or reproduce. And that their government will implode and cease to exist as well.

Within fifty years the world population will dwindle to the five hundred million people that Maurice Strong and Prince Philip dream of, but they won't be left standing because they're just the kind of idiots these pod chicks will convert. They won't know enough to catch a fish or find a berry in the woods, or grow corn or potatos in the pairies, or remember where their underground security zones are.
 
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