Interesting old article about Corbin and Kanter

[NAOS]

Ohhhh I had a ton of risky risks in my 20's.

Have you somehow managed to make slappin Ho's and makin doe into a safe venture?

 

[George]

You're still flailing.

What came first?

I think it was the egg. I spent a long time thinking about this one.

 

[Siro]

I think it was the egg. I spent a long time thinking about this one.

That's the correct answer, by the way. And it's quite obvious and uncontroversial.

 

[George]

That's the correct answer, by the way. And it's quite obvious and uncontroversial.

I don't know sir. I think God could have made 2 chickens and then they made an egg together.

 

[Siro]

I don't know sir. I think God could have made 2 chickens and then they made an egg together.

Refer to NAOS' hysterical joke about unicorns.

 

[George]

Refer to NAOS' hysterical joke about unicorns.

Please refer to a Bible sir, your faith in God's ability to make chickens is lacking.


I change my mind. The chickens came first.

-George

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

The risk of Jefferson? Wowzers....

If it was Jefferson for Bogut, both expiring, no brainer. I don't think it's worth the risk of keeping him on for an extra year when we would be rid of all bad contracts next year.

 

[Siro]

Your style of trolling is very familiar. I just can't put a finger on it...

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Refer to NAOS' hysterical joke about unicorns.

I got kicked out of class for laughing so hard when I read it.

 

[nightmare3983]

I'm just going to stop failing. For a few minutes at least.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

If it was Jefferson for Bogut, both expiring, no brainer. I don't think it's worth the risk of keeping him on for an extra year when we would be rid of all bad contracts next year.

To add on, I don't think Bogut is a good fit as a 3rd big. I would rather us pursue some kind of stretch 4, or retain Millsap (given the right price). I think a stretch 4 compliment both Kanter or Favors very well. I don't see Bogut as a great compliment to either.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Tell me the story of that white unicorn.... you know, the unrisky risk?

Or, if you don't want to tell that one, maybe you can talk about the team that became great without having to make risks (unrisky or risky risks). Let's call this the rainbow story.

Unicorns and rainbows... I'm sure you can add some dick humor to this, too. Fun times.

I'm reading this in Bill Cosby's voice and adding some of his slang to it. Makes it much funnier.