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Introducing America First Jazz Dancers - Who's your favourite????

Much welcomed stripper name upgrades.

I swear this is true.. my wife had a maid of honor in our wedding that was a stripper. She told me her name was "Candy."

I asked what her real name was. She said, "that is my real name, my stage name is Celeste."

Thank God should was hast as fuuuuuu. .
 
Mckinley and isabel
 
I gotta say, I prefer breaking in the rookies. Yeah, just line up the rooks and I'll flip a coin as to where to drop the hammer first. Ok, the coin will be just for show, you know, so I don't hurt anybody's feelings.
 
Let's be honest here. If I came home one Friday and my wife handed me my free pass and said "enjoy" as she left for the weekend taking the kids with her, and I found literally any one of these ladies scantily-clad in the bedroom (or living room, or kitchen or whatever) and ready to go, I would simply be very grateful and would have a wonderful weekend.
 
Let's be honest here. If I came home one Friday and my wife handed me my free pass and said "enjoy" as she left for the weekend taking the kids with her, and I found literally any one of these ladies scantily-clad in the bedroom (or living room, or kitchen or whatever) and ready to go, I would simply be very grateful and would have a wonderful weekend.

Andrei?
 
...not gunna lie, was a little disappointed... didnt live up to the hype

I think being able to dance is a big part of it, also personality as you'll have to interact with fans, etc. I would guess the criteria is something like:

Dancing ability 40%
Personality 30%
Overall presentation 30%
 
...not gunna lie, was a little disappointed... didnt live up to the hype

Ogle-worthy.

o·gle

ˈōgəl/Submit
verb

1. stare at in a lecherous manner.

"he was ogling her breasts"

synonyms: leer at, stare at, eye, make eyes at, check out; More
noun

noun: ogle; plural noun: ogles

1.
a lecherous look.
 
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4 out of 5 of those chicks were solid 3's at best. No red heads this year? What an ugly crop of girls, tbh.
 
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