Yes, it is possible for a lesbian to have a baby.
Yes, it is possible to get an education from the U of U and not end up begging on the street corners. (highly unlikely, please don't attempt)
Yes, it is possible for Colton to laugh a little, although we're more likely to find another Higgs.
No, it is not possible for The Thriller to be anymore "him". There's just no other way to describe it. I'm still waiting for the FDA to add him to the list of untreatable communicable diseases.
No, it is not possible for the SGT to ever stop.
Yes, suicide is an option.
No, it is not possible to read a post of BeanClown's without picturing a down syndrome kid at the computer typing it out.
No, it is not possible to be this good looking, but I'm damn close.
Oh ya, Ray Romano is about the least funny comedian ever to make it big -- slightly behind Tyler Perry and David Letterman.