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Is it time to release the secret offensive weapon of the Utah Jazz?

Time to whip it out?

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[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];681652 said:
The other definitions are mainly about how it's the name of a ****ty restaurant. Have you heard of it? It's also in wide usage.
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Lmao okey bro. No one in the history of JF used the term Dairy-Queen before I did. Personally, I would love for everyone to use it-- it's just particularly ironic seeing you use it now after I popularized it.



NAOS, be honest: You want the password to the UGLIforum as well. #innercircle bros, I won't tell anyone I promise
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];681667 said:
It gets pretty awkward when somebody scrambles for some recognition under the category "first on JAZZFANZ..." Oof, I totally scrambled about trying to be the first one to retire on Jazzfanz
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Fixed.

Gonna run out of soft-serve pretty quickly here.
 
dalamon said:
Fixed.

Gonna run out of soft-serve pretty quickly here.
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*DQ'ing confirmed*
 
You under-estimate me. You don't think I've reviewed the literature on PKM's botched retirement? Perhaps my whole botched retirement was an effort to take the gusto out of UGLI's highly-advertised-but-clearly-gonna-be-bogus retirement? When did I spring this? Hmmmm....
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];681718 said:
You under-estimate me. You don't think I've reviewed the literature on PKM's botched retirement? Perhaps my whole botched retirement was an effort to take the gusto out of UGLI's highly-advertised-but-clearly-gonna-be-bogus retirement? When did I spring this? Hmmmm....
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Because you were the first person to have ever taken 'first' seriously. UGLI was never trying to be the first to botch retirement. Only after you said "I BEAT YOU TO IT lmaololol" did he point out to you "huh yeah but PKMoe beat YOU to it.


What if my pride in being first is a parody of your obsession with it?
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];681724 said:
Congrats again on being the first to use Dairy Queen on jazzfanz. I mean it, total congrats.
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Thanks babe. It always feels awesome when others admire you, and copy **** you say.


We might have to invite you to the UGLI forum, if you keep flattering us like this
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];681722 said:
....wait....say.... what if..... what if this whole "first" thing I wrote was my way of making fun of "firsts"?
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Too bad (as mentioned earlier) that you're the first person who ever wanted to be first at something.

Man this US education system definitely ain't perfect
 
You've confused yourself.
The nice thing about the internet is that these posts will be here waiting for you to review them, when you're ready.

I am sorta flattered that you're popping your cork over the mere appearance that I've mimicked you in some way. Calm down son... it's called a coincidence.
 
[size/HUGE] fixed [/size];681894 said:
You've confused yourself.
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No, I've caught you red-handed.


The nice thing about the internet is that these posts will be here waiting for you to review them, when you're ready.
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What, the fact that you've been completely destroyed all thread long? People would probably find it hilarious if they gave a **** about you.

I am sorta flattered that you're popping your cork over the mere appearance that I've mimicked you in some way. Calm down son... it's called a coincidence.
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Not really. I find it fun to completely clown you-- seeing as you love to do it to other posters as well.
 
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