Is Mitchell God?

Discussion in 'Utah Jazz' started by fallenchicken, Jan 12, 2018.

Is Mitchell god?

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  1. Yes

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  2. Yes

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  1. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    It's time for this thread, knew it was coming, I am the founder of the Mitchell religion, immaculate conception, no more false idols, etc etc.
     
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  2. bigmike

    bigmike Well-Known Member

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    Sign me up as apostle #1.
     
  3. akirac73

    akirac73 Well-Known Member

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    I suspect this thread doesn't last much longer...discussions where everyone agrees on the same thing is kinda boring.
     
  4. fallenchicken

    fallenchicken Well-Known Member

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    Homie I kept my Is Hayward God thread busy for like 7 years. Don't underestimate my commitment and the overall empty void that is my life. This thread will never die unless I do. And Mitchell wouldn't let that happen to me.

    Much like the mormons have their magic underwear, I have my magic jersey. It will literally deflect bullets, so the dang infidels can't take me out.
    Besides, this isn't a discussion no more than church is a discussion. We are here to worship.
     
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  5. David Stern

    David Stern Well-Known Member

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    It feels really disrespectful to put him on the same level as Hayward... whats above a God?
     
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  6. Noomskull

    Noomskull Well-Known Member

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    Are you calling Haywood a God?

    The dude left us wagging our tails in the wind with the hope of another statue in downtown.

    A God? Haywood?

    Nah let’s watch the Spida develop.
     
  7. Lakers_Slapper

    Lakers_Slapper Well-Known Member

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    This thread was irritating when it was about CJ Miles back in 2005. Then in 2006 it was, "Is Ronnie Brewer God?". I said no, he sucks, and I was crucified for it. Then in 2010 something heavenly happened the Jazz drafted Gordon Hayward. Surely Gordon Hayward must be God!! Right?? It was one of the top threads on Jazzfanz website for I swear to God like...... everyday until he screwed us in 2017. How could it be??? Gordon Hayward?? A baby faced snot nosed brat from Butler?? Replace his Jazz uniform with the suit of a missionary and this guy will be slinging Book of Mormons faster that Van Gogh was handing out syphilis to broads after drinking a bottle of absinthe in a room packed full of hookers at happy hour. But guess what?? Hayward wasn't then and never was God!!! Now we come to Donovan Mitchell. Whoever keeps creating these, "is ________ _________ GOD???" posts needs to stop because they have a worse win/loss record than the Washington Generals. We won't know until the day he has the opportunity to screw us and he doesn't, then and only then will he become GOD. Until then, sip your Jesus Juice, pray to your lord and savior above and don't get your garments twisted into a ball of Joseph Smith's rejected laundry, it's going to be a wild ride. Until then, Love the kid for what he is and for God's sake, quit making this damn thread!!!!
     
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  8. Jack Strop

    Jack Strop Well-Known Member

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    Just because Hayward isn't OUR God doesn't mean he isn't one. He's a Celt deity. You can clearly see in this drawing him sitting on the floor, ankle torqued, with depictions of concerned teammates and even opponents looking on. The ancients may have known him as Cernunnos, but present day he is known as Hayward.
     
  9. Wes Mantooth

    Wes Mantooth Well-Known Member

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    Tom Cruise.
     

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