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This morning, Trump decided to go full on “lunatic” at the United Nations.



Meanwhile, “global warming” is “the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the world,” invented by radicals who want to bring down industrialized countries while letting rules-breakers like China thrive. Windmills “rust and rot,” they depend on subsidies, and don’t work when the wind isn’t blowing. America is thriving, he said, because we’re going back (so he claimed, with no supporting evidence) to “clean beautiful coal.” (His “standing order” in the White House is “never to use the word ‘coal,’ only ‘clean, beautiful coal’—it sounds much better, doesn’t it?”)

“I’m really good at this stuff,” Trump bragged. “Your countries are going to hell. … I’m really good at predicting things. I’ve been right about everything.”


Over the course of his remarks, he told strange lies about foreign investments in the U.S. He generated murmurs in the hall by declaring, “Our message is very simple. If you come illegally into the United States, you’re going to jail or you’re going back to where you came from — or perhaps even further than that. You know what that means.”

He pretended that he’s ended seven wars, while pointing to approval ratings that exist only in his mind. He renewed his pathetic lobbying for a Nobel Peace Prize, falsely claiming that “everyone” wants him to get one. He took pointless shots at ostensible U.S. allies in NATO. He told unnamed officials that their countries are “going to hell.” He bragged about campaign swag sales. He attacked clean, renewable energy, while insistingthat climate science is an elaborate “con job” and a “hoax” concocted by nefarious people with “evil intentions.”

And for good measure, he claimed that unnamed “environmentalists” want to ban cows.

Perhaps most importantly, Trump told one of his favorite lies, bragging that international respect for the U.S. has reached all-time highs now that he’s back in power.
He is such a **** head
 
Trump will get credit for the tide coming back in and the sun rising in the morning amongst the MAGA crowd. Meanwhile, Israel and Hamas negotiated their own deal... and Trump will claim victory.
 
Maybe next year, if the peace endures.



 
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