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You host a poker game? I wish I would have known this. I might have to try to make it to a game, especially if there's beer.
 
The funny thing is that the beer everyone at the poker game likes, my Kristalweizen, was by far my worst scored beer. I brew it as a crowd pleaser and as that it is a success. It is my simplest and cheapest beer. It is also the beer most like a Bud Light, go figure. My wife's grandmother's sister had this reaction at the last family reunion: "Ohh, this is good. It tastes just like a Michelob." When she saw the horror on my face she said, "I really like Michelob."

Your Kristalweizen has been my least favorite, & I mean that as a compliment of course.

I'm not going to sugar coat this, I hate beer with fruit or fruit flavoring.

Lol oops. I hate fruit flavored beers is what I was trying to say.

Some blueberry hefes are pretty damn tasty.
 
Your Kristalweizen has been my least favorite, & I mean that as a compliment of course.





Some blueberry hefes are pretty damn tasty.

Yeah those arent bad. Kind of tastes like someone brewed a hefe and put in some blueberry flavoring after the fact. Rather just have the hefe.

My hate of fruity beers has nothing to do with being manly either. It just tastes terrible.

I ended up with some left over Sam Adams Cherry Wheat from a BBQ earlier this Summer. Hard to even choke down.
 
My hate of fruity beers has nothing to do with being manly either.

Obviously.



The only beer I like fruity is hefe & Belgium white (Blue Moon)--must be the wheat. Even though Belgiums have orange peel included, the nice thing about both is you can add a slice after brewing so it's not ruined for anyone who doesn't want it.

I'm more into darker beer though. What I would give for Nate or anyone returning from Colorado to bring me a Tommyknockers Nut Brown.
 
Yeah those arent bad. Kind of tastes like someone brewed a hefe and put in some blueberry flavoring after the fact. Rather just have the hefe.

My hate of fruity beers has nothing to do with being manly either. It just tastes terrible.

I ended up with some left over Sam Adams Cherry Wheat from a BBQ earlier this Summer. Hard to even choke down.

Yeah, that beer is pretty rough. I used to be huge into Hefeweizen, however, I am switching over to just standard Pils. It's a lighter beer. It's also easier to do in Germany where the Pils is great.
 
I just want to clarify something. My hate of fruit flavored beers is that to me they taste like bile (not a joke). It has nothing to do with being manly.
 
Did I know your name is Jared?

Oh, and major KUDOS to you, that's a great accomplishment. Like Nate said, it's cool to see someone have such success from their hobby.

If I make a special trip to SLC to try some of your beer, will you pour me a pint? Then I'll chase it down with some chocolate goodies from the shop where jazz_fanatic works!

What's an English Pale Ale? I've been tending towards drinking India Pale Ales these days. Any similarity?

I outed my first name in the Urban Dictionary yourself thread.

To answer your question a little better...

English Pale Ale is like the grandfather of IPA. The IPA style began when the Brits started shipping beer to their troops occupying India. They found that the long journey often caused the beer to spoil before it was consumed. So, what they did was take finished Pale Ale (what is now called ESB in the U.S.) and put a bunch of hops in the barrel just before it shipped out. Today this technique of adding dry hops to finished (or mostly finished) beer is called dry-hopping. Hops are a natural preservative. Hops are also necessary to balance the sweetness of beer. Hops added to beer in this fashion add little bitterness but provide a great floral/citrusy aroma and flavor. IPA is probably the hottest thing going in the homebrewing and microbrew world right now. American IPA is a pretty open style that allows a lot of interpretation. There are rye based IPAs, Black IPAs, wheat based IPAs, but the classic is your standard pale ale with more hops, especially hops added to the late part of the boil where they add less bitterness and more flavor/aroma.

I've been working on a good IPA but I just can't seem to get the bitterness where it should be, and not where it is supposed to be based on my recipe. I'm guessing I have a water chemistry issue that is shadowing the hop character in my IPAs. To solve it I'll probably have to brew with RO water that is built-up with the water chemistry that works for that style.
 
Nice! The byu game will be the first full on tailgate. I'll be happy to contribute some funds.
Sorry I missed the last one. I'll be down for this, though. Let me know some dates so I can have beer ready.
 
Great job, GF. I've brewed a few batches in my lifetime and they've all sucked donkey balls. I've been considering opening a brewpub ....

I have zero experience working in a commercial brewery. I've worked in restaurants, but as a prep-cook, dishwasher, waiter. Anyway, I day-dream about opening an English themed pub with traditional English style beers and playing heavily on my family name and local (LDS) culture. St. George wouldn't be my first choice for a location.
 
I have zero experience working in a commercial brewery. I've worked in restaurants, but as a prep-cook, dishwasher, waiter. Anyway, I day-dream about opening an English themed pub with traditional English style beers and playing heavily on my family name and local (LDS) culture. St. George wouldn't be my first choice for a location.

St. George is actually a great place. 100,000+ people and ZERO pubs. (name one other city with those dems)

I am very good friends with the politics here and own the buildings that are prime .. only reason I even think about it. (my name is pretty darn good too .. Manning)
 
I have zero experience working in a commercial brewery. I've worked in restaurants, but as a prep-cook, dishwasher, waiter. Anyway, I day-dream about opening an English themed pub with traditional English style beers and playing heavily on my family name and local (LDS) culture. St. George wouldn't be my first choice for a location.


How much do you think a local would need to sell its beer for? UTC has been begging for a half decent bar for 15+ years.
 
How much do you think a local would need to sell its beer for? UTC has been begging for a half decent bar for 15+ years.

I'd look at what The Bohemian charges for its beers. Basically, it's not going to be any cheaper than any other craft beer. From what I hear on the homebrewing forum, no matter how good you think your beer is, running a brewpub is a tough go. That's probably because most of the people who try don't know anything about running any kind of business and know even less about running a restaurant. A brewpub has to be a place people want to go and have food they want to eat. Once you get that taken care of you might actually entice someone to order one of your beers.
 
Carona and Budweiser might be in the same style, but one is like drinking water and the other is like drinking a gym sock that has been worn by the center of a college football team all season long without being washed, and then used to clean a baby's blowout diaper. Seriously, I'd rather drink my own bathwater than a Carona.

Corona is in a clear bottle. Check this out. https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/light-damage-26389/
 
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Apologize right now for all your previous Gameface beer bashing. I'm not even a drinker myself, but first place is first place.

He actually drank what I consider the worst beer I ever brewed. I can't really blame him. It was an 11% brown porter that fermented hot (in the 80s) and blew the lid off the fermentor. There were fusel alcohols https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusel_alcohol in it and way too much ethel alcohol in the first place.
 
In case anyone is wondering... I'm posting in this thread because I bottles a bunch of beer today. The ones that didn't come out right (I'm bottling from kegs using a counter-pressure bottle filler (CPBF) https://brewwiki.com/index.php/Counter_Pressure_Filler) I was calling "drinkers." I don't really have the hang of my CPBF apparently and there ended up being a lot of "drinkers." The good news is that I have some beer to enter into competitions and to donate to the STG Nite Out.
 
Corona is in a clear bottle. Check this out. https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/light-damage-26389/

You could've just posted this and cleared it all up for us.

Reduced iso-humulones and hydroisohumulones

It has long been known that iso-alpha acids in the presence of sunlight undergo transformations to forms which produce a "skunky" or "light struck" flavor in beer. This is why beer is packaged in light proof bottles. Research on the chemical transformation of iso-alpha acids (isohumulones) revealed that upon reduction to dihydro (rho) isohumulones the capacity to produce skunkiness is lost and the potential to produce light resistant beer using reduced isohumulones was recognized.

Hydrogenation of the dihydroisohumulones produces the tetrahydroisohumulones and further reduction generates the hexahydroisohumulones. These two forms of isohumulone are also light resistant.

Brewing experience with the different forms of reduced isohumulones show that they differ in their relative bitterness and in their capacity to contribute foam stability. A summary of the effects relative to standard isohumulones is given in Table VII together with the other details of these products.

Using various chemical procedures it is also possible to prepare the hydroisohumulones from the beta acids (lupulones) of the hop resins.

Today a number of the world's main brewing groups produce beer in clear glass bottles. Some of these are not known to use light stable bitterness but to rely on packaging and distribution to eliminate light struck flavor. Others do use reduced isohumlones and/or hydroisohumulones to produce a completely light resistant beer.
 
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