It's time to pimp myself out.

[C l u t c H 385]

That words of wisdom thing seems like a pretty right on doctrine...I mean, it calls for you to live a "clean" life as far as consumables go. So the question begs to be asked...why the **** is Ballou such a fat ***?

We're all sinners.

 

[VINYLONE]

Because I sit on my beaver all day trying to pimp myself out to short little turd-burgers like you.

I sit on my *** all day as well...but I stay active on my own time. You should too and maybe the inside of your thighs wouldnt touch. Also, are you vegetarian?

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

That words of wisdom thing seems like a pretty right on doctrine...I mean, it calls for you to live a "clean" life as far as consumables go. So the question begs to be asked...why the **** is Ballou such a fat ***?

Exactly! I only assumed Sloth drank because, well, he looks like a sloth.

 

[TroutBum]

Exactly! I only assumed Sloth drank because, well, he looks like a sloth.

Ya, that was a pretty feeble attempt at a burn/humor. -4.

 

[VINYLONE]

Ya, that was a pretty feeble attempt at a burn/humor. -4.

So are you vegetarian Dave? Please answer the question. In regards to the soda drinking...Careful man, I hear drinking a lot of soda leads to kidney stones.

 

[TroutBum]

So are you vegetarian Dave? Please answer the question. In regards to the soda drinking...Careful man, I hear drinking a lot of soda leads to kidney stones.

Do I look like a dumbass? Of course I'm not a vegetarian. I'm not worried about kidney stones, but my liver is taking a pounding.

 

[VINYLONE]

Do I look like a dumbass? Of course I'm not a vegetarian. I'm not worried about kidney stones, but my liver is taking a pounding.

So how does that whole wisdom pact thing work then? You can pick and choose what parts you want to follow? And whats the real reason behind not drinking?

 

[Stickler]

Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I've really upset Mormons by talking about the meat thing. Has to be almost three times.

 

[VINYLONE]

Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I've really upset Mormons by talking about the meat thing. Has to be almost three times.

Please explain. Im interested.

 

[Stickler]

This one guy called me an "outsider," and said I had no knowledge of the interpretation of LDS doctrine and had no basis for saying that, in these times of modern supermarkets, there was fundamentally no such thing as "times of famine" anymore. He said he didn't appreciate an outsider like me questioning his meat-eating decisions.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

This one guy called me an "outsider," and said I had no knowledge of the interpretation of LDS doctrine and had no basis for saying that, in these times of modern supermarkets, there was fundamentally no such thing as "times of famine" anymore. He said he didn't appreciate an outsider like me questioning his meat-eating decisions.

Was that Marcus/Sharpshooter by chance? It sounds like something he would say.

 

[Stickler]

No, it was on some other forum a few years ago where it's like 40/40 Jewish and Mormon and 20 everything else. A lot of religious conversation goes on there.