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#j7 calling all SLC'rs

Darkwing Duck said:
Don't you have infractions to accrue to get banned again?
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Wicked. Burn. Bro.

franklin said:
I really tried butt me leaving was sprung and we got a hotel room that wasn't cleaned for pets properly. My wife has allergies bad and was being a pita about paying $40 to leave and/or go to Walgreens. It was a trip for her which is the only reason i sprung her in Cedar that I was gonna try hitting up the STD.

That and u didn't get PeeK to send his limo driver like I asked (true story).
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QFT.
 
Cyrone is a BADASS.

We ended up going to Wendover and playing some poker.

Cy had half the poker room laughing their *** off and giving high fives, and half the poker room wanting to murder him.

"Goose" as he was known at the tables played the most erratic style of poker I have ever witnessed. Picture the drunk crazy guy at any table you've been at and times it by 10.

He broke probably every rule of poker possible at one time or another and had everyone at the table on tilt besides me and ATL_Braves who couldnt stop laughing. He never actually got in trouble because he was tipping the dealers $5-$20 each hand he won lol. They would just correct his mistake for him and move on.

I cant fully describe how awesome it was. Goose was betting big EVERY hand, a lot of times before he ever looked at his cards. Nothing ever made sense. Multiple times he bet $100 into pots of less than $10. He won probly 14 out of 15 hands in one stretch. It was insane. Almost every time someone would actually call one of his huge bets, he had really good cards. People were freaking out. At least 2 people requested to go to another table and one guy tried to get the pit boss to kick Goose out. Wasnt happening because the Dealers were loving him.

I think Cy bought in for $100, had it up to about $700 for awhile, and cashed out with $300. He tipped out at least $200 to dealers, waitresses, and anyone else with a name badge. The highlight was tipping the dealer $20 on a $4 pot that he won.

All night Cy kept telling me, "This night will go down in jazzfanz history. This is jazzfanz lore."

Yes indeed.
 
UGLI baby said:
Cyrone is a BADASS.

We ended up going to Wendover and playing some poker.

Cy had half the poker room laughing their *** off and giving high fives, and half the poker room wanting to murder him.

"Goose" as he was known at the tables played the most erratic style of poker I have ever witnessed. Picture the drunk crazy guy at any table you've been at and times it by 10.

He broke probably every rule of poker possible at one time or another and had everyone at the table on tilt besides me and ATL_Braves who couldnt stop laughing. He never actually got in trouble because he was tipping the dealers $5-$20 each hand he won lol. They would just correct his mistake for him and move on.

I cant fully describe how awesome it was. Goose was betting big EVERY hand, a lot of times before he ever looked at his cards. Nothing ever made sense. Multiple times he bet $100 into pots of less than $10. He won probly 14 out of 15 hands in one stretch. It was insane. Almost every time someone would actually call one of his huge bets, he had really good cards. People were freaking out. At least 2 people requested to go to another table and one guy tried to get the pit boss to kick Goose out. Wasnt happening because the Dealers were loving him.

I think Cy bought in for $100, had it up to about $700 for awhile, and cashed out with $300. He tipped out at least $200 to dealers, waitresses, and anyone else with a name badge. The highlight was tipping the dealer $20 on a $4 pot that he won.

All night Cy kept telling me, "This night will go down in jazzfanz history. This is jazzfanz lore."

Yes indeed.
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That's so, so, badass. People from the South >>
 
UGLI baby said:
Cyrone is a BADASS.

We ended up going to Wendover and playing some poker.

Cy had half the poker room laughing their *** off and giving high fives, and half the poker room wanting to murder him.

"Goose" as he was known at the tables played the most erratic style of poker I have ever witnessed. Picture the drunk crazy guy at any table you've been at and times it by 10.

He broke probably every rule of poker possible at one time or another and had everyone at the table on tilt besides me and ATL_Braves who couldnt stop laughing. He never actually got in trouble because he was tipping the dealers $5-$20 each hand he won lol. They would just correct his mistake for him and move on.

I cant fully describe how awesome it was. Goose was betting big EVERY hand, a lot of times before he ever looked at his cards. Nothing ever made sense. Multiple times he bet $100 into pots of less than $10. He won probly 14 out of 15 hands in one stretch. It was insane. Almost every time someone would actually call one of his huge bets, he had really good cards. People were freaking out. At least 2 people requested to go to another table and one guy tried to get the pit boss to kick Goose out. Wasnt happening because the Dealers were loving him.

I think Cy bought in for $100, had it up to about $700 for awhile, and cashed out with $300. He tipped out at least $200 to dealers, waitresses, and anyone else with a name badge. The highlight was tipping the dealer $20 on a $4 pot that he won.

All night Cy kept telling me, "This night will go down in jazzfanz history. This is jazzfanz lore."

Yes indeed.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
 
Such amazing lore... It will be buried on page two within 48 hours, and then never see the light of day again.
 
scootsy said:
Donkey tails. Ill be there. Tell you straight up though, I'm less fun than a SOBER cyrone. You should be dreading it braugh.
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hahaha. Lets say Donkey Tails OR BWW. My only concern is that D Tails is TINY. Might not even be able to get a table on Taco Tuesday.

Also, BWW is more sports centric obvi.
 
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