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Jazz at Hornets Game Thread

Rubashov: Yeah I got pretty tired of George 'Cameltoe' Hill by the end of the season
Sneakers: i think he was being a wimpy because he was a FA
Witty: his wife was hot though
Rubashov: Better to ask for forgiveness than permission in my experience....
Jazzta: When is the trade deadline?
Sneakers: feb 8
Jazzta: Good to know thx
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Sneakers: i just hope we're no worse than 4 under .500 by the deadline
Sneakers: if we just keep tanking the excitement will be gone
Sneakers: because the hill will be so steep
Sneakers: non-purposefully tanking
Rubashov: I excited by the tank
Rubashov: Less so about the party I have to go to before work
Jazzta: Tanking is overrated
Rubashov: So is spain
Jazzta: So is your sorry ****
Sneakers: also can we stop pretending like DM isnt gonna be in the dunk contest
Sneakers: frankly they have to beg people to do it every year
Sneakers: the fact some exciting person wants to
Sneakers: he was in the first time he said he would
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Even in retirement ricky still loves laying bricks...
 
HgH: Rubas, i love your xenophobia
yamers:
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HgH: xDD
Sneakers: favors is doing a good job against dwigh on the boards
yamers: rubiblow
yamers: rubio standing thee dreaming of frying some eggs
yamers: some spanish omlettes
Rubashov: https://media2.giphy.com/media/Hznaz2HvBo328/giphy.gif
HgH:
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Rubashov: man how do i post a giph?
HgH:
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Sneakers: inges what the flying ****
yamers: MAAAAAAAAARV
yamers: there u go ingles
yamers: u ****in garbage man / plumber
Sneakers: great 4 pt possession
Sneakers: all because of ingles dumb ****ing pass. and then foul
yamers: ingles
yamers: time to trade him
Sneakers: wow they didnt give him shots
Zombie: That was a weak ****ing foul call anyway
Saint: sneakers bruh why so negative today?
Sneakers: because im sadthat we're bad
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yamers: johnson in your dome
fallenchicken: wtf was that
HgH: jojo, yes ser
Saint: jazz hanging in a game on the road
Sneakers: these foul calls are weak af
yamers: holly **** rubio
fallenchicken: howard is eating favors alive on both ends
Sneakers: imagine rubio but someone who could shoot
Sneakers: i dont feel that his passing gets us any more points per game than any average pg would
fallenchicken: we need Neto
Sneakers: rubio w the ball and 4 seconds on shot clock
Sneakers: like he can not get the ball back w that little time left..
yamers: RUBIO
yamers: tank lord
fallenchicken: got to move mitchell to the 1 and just make sure he has the ball every possession. it's our only hope
Sneakers: has mitchelle even had a shot this q yet
yamers: nope
yamers: 0 shots
yamers: kidd gilchrist blanketting him
Ellipse: Nearly zero touches
fallenchicken: What is going on with Hood tonight is he coming back
jom2003: Please stop handling the ball Ingles.....
Saint: wut?
Saint: Jingles is a great ball-handler
Saint: why would we want him to stop?
Zombie: He s our best pnr player I'm pretty sure...


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JazzMan4Life: Is Malik Monk injured?
Rubashov: Meh gotta go socialise with actual people before work, dammit.
Sneakers: they dont play him
Sneakers: you're saving yourself the misery
yamers: JUST PUT MY BALLS INTO A VICE GRIP AND ****ING WENT FULL THROTTLE
Saint: i wonder if that kid post on jazzfanz
Sneakers: w3ak c4ll
Rubashov: its onelove
MDAV28: Wow O;Neale
MDAV28: He's for real
Sneakers: ****in marv
fallenchicken: O'Neale is good folks
Sneakers: cut us some slack marv
dipship31: that foul on royce, holy ****
fallenchicken: marv revenge game
Saint: lmoa that was lucky
Sneakers: sigh
fallenchicken: Batum?
fallenchicken: i didn't even know he was still in the nba tbh
Sneakers: this bout to get bad
Ellipse: Another assist denied Mitchell
yamers: lmao
MDAV28: Batum is really really bad this year
fallenchicken: put in ekpe take out favs
Saint: batum is one of hte worst contracts in ithe nba
Jazzta: Brick by Hood
fallenchicken: our best lineup is mitchell O'Neale and ekpe
Sneakers: can we just sim this game w mirotic in
Sneakers: we suck
yamers: oneal
Zombie: This getting it
yamers: handling the ball
yamers: i dont like it
HgH:
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MDAV28: Our front court sucks
Zombie: Ugly^
fallenchicken: can't believe how bad favs has looked
Jazzta: Bad possession
MT: the jazz have a lot of players
fallenchicken: i think both favors and the jazz are ready to move on


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MT: that don't play very hard
Rubashov: bugger this bbq time
MDAV28: Joe Johnson is basically just a body at this point and Favors has no interest at all playing Howard
JazzMan4Life: DM needs to demand some shots
Jazzta: Ruba thought you were going to go socialize, the dog park closes in 10 minutes
latin: that Hornets roster is full of underachievers: Lamb, Batum, MKG, MCW
latin: Wet Bandid
Saint: lamb aint underachieve
Saint: he been very good this year
Sneakers: you realize we have like 1 more win than the nets, suns, hornets etc
Sneakers: like we suck
Sneakers: its sad
Saint: good lord
Saint: im going to have to mute sneakers
Jazzta: Just think of Mitchell
Saint: constant negativity is annoying af
yamers: we sure as **** do
Sneakers: mute me bro
yamers: look at the roster
Sneakers: i'm here to vent
JazzMan4Life: we've had a rough schedule and no Rudy. What do you expect?
Saint: done
fallenchicken: lmao "Spectrum Center"
yamers: SPECTRUM
latin: oh yeah, lamb has been decent this year. took him a while uh?
Zombie: Right? Second toughest schedule lost our best player last year and rudys been out most the year
fallenchicken: DONNIE
Zombie: What did you expect??
fallenchicken: DOUBLE JUMP
fallenchicken: MASH THAT X BUTTON
Saint: lamb been way better than decent
JazzMan4Life: We still have our best player. he's just injured
fallenchicken: sneakers is playing at the spectrum center
Sneakers: lol
fallenchicken: Donnie
fallenchicken: take over donnie
yamers: donovan is like
yamers: IMA BOUT TO TAKE ALL YALL
Zombie: Hayward was our best player last year. That's just a fact
yamers: TO THE WOOD SHED


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This might be the worst jazz team in a decade. Could you imagine how awful we’d be without Mitchell? Completely unwatchable.
 
Jazzta: Donovan ties Karl Malone in games with +20 points in their rookie year
JazzMan4Life: Donovan getting to the line tonight. I like it
Saint: i just dont get why anyone would want to be that negative about their team
fallenchicken: Donnie is the best player on the floor don't tell kemba i said it
JazzMan4Life: Zombie you're just wrong
JazzMan4Life: sorry
Saint: be positive, spread love
fallenchicken: kemba is going to sign with the jazz one day and it will be glorious
yamers: why would kemba sign here?
MDAV28: I want to be the dude that finds all these random cherry-picked stats for these Jazz broadcasts
fallenchicken: because i want him too dingus
latin: 14.5ppg on 35% on threes? that good, decent, whatever
HgH: Saint, i love your comment
Sneakers: its only because I care
Sneakers:
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fallenchicken: THREEEEE
yamers: Jazz should hire lavar ball
Sneakers: i apologize for the negativity
MDAV28: Don breaking 30 in the 3rd quartter
fallenchicken: DONNIEEEEEEE
yamers: going for
yamers: 60
HgH: DM omg
Saint: Hood jumps higher than you think
fallenchicken: if hood is going to play like this he needs to slap a phone to make up for it
fallenchicken: provide entertainment if not buckets
fallenchicken: donnie got us tied
JazzMan4Life: DM turning it on!
Saint: Hood will eventually find it
Jazzta: Donnie boy with 31
MDAV28: I swear Lamb's wingspan is like 7'8
MDAV28: lankiest dude
fallenchicken: I might make my Is Donnie God thread if he goes for 40 tonight
fallenchicken: I have been saving it for something special
Saint: lol
Saint: the Is Hayward God thread was goat
MT: ayy Hood
Ellipse: Good for Hood!
Sneakers: i was about to get so mad at ingles for not shooting that
Zombie: Michtell putting on a show for the GOAT


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Saint: i wonder how much it hurts MJ to have a ****** team
HgH: Hood
yamers: lmao michael jordan after donovan hit that 3
Jazzta: Is Hayward god thread made me cringe every time
yamers: put his head into his hands and shook
yamers: lmao
fallenchicken: what did jordan do?
fallenchicken: lol
fallenchicken: the hornets were going to draft him
fallenchicken: this has to burn
fallenchicken: donnie twisting the knife tonight
fallenchicken: Monk doesn't even play
dipship31: wow great rebound
yamers: monk
Ellipse: With O'Neale and Exum, we may not need to get lucky in the off season.
MDAV28: I think monk will still be really good
yamers: malik monk has this X'O tattoo
Jazzta: Who started that is Hayward god ish anyway?
latin: so what's DM magical number tonight? 45?
yamers: which automatically makes him a a big spectrum
fallenchicken: i did
fallenchicken: lmao
Jazzta: Lol
fallenchicken: this whole hornets team reeks of spectrum
Jazzta: busted
Saint: What if MJ was like "I want to draft Mitchell" but then their GM ws like "Nah cuz you drafted Adam Morrison foh bitch"
fallenchicken: i bet it was jordan who forced them to draft monk
Saint: i dont think so
Saint: MJ would have drafted Bradley
yamers: oneal should dunked that
yamers: yeh jordan can't evaluate talent
Zombie: Great pass by a guy with no vision
MDAV28: Wasn't Monk considered a higher prospect than Mitchell?
Saint: about equal
yamers: of course
Jazzta: Whoever drafted Isaiah Thomas can feel good about their life
Jazzta: 60th pick
MDAV28: The kings definitely don't feel good about their life
Saint: they would have probably been in the same tier of most people's draft boards
fallenchicken: Rudy's suit is spectrum center


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That's the type of shot Hood needs to be taking. Come off a screen, catch a pass and get a wide open look. More of that and less of the Hood iso ball and bad shot selection please.
 
latin: Adam Morrison, damn. They guy couldn't even run properly haha
HgH: ufff royce
yamers: isiah thomas. over-rated
JazzMan4Life: I remember mocks having Monk around 6th. I think he fell a bit
MDAV28: Yeah I thought Monk was considered a top 10 and Mitchell was never considered in the top 10
fallenchicken: **** is there anything sadder than being a kings fan? It probably means you live in Sacramento.
MDAV28: I don't pay as much attention as some here though
Zombie: Brown's fan
Zombie: Gotta be the worst.
fallenchicken: monk got more hype by big media people before the draft. Don't know where the teams had him though. Either way, Charlotte chose monk.
fallenchicken: Mitchell thought he was going to charlotte
JazzMan4Life: Being a Brown's fan would indeed suck
yamers: Mitchell jumped to the top after the combine
yamers: people were like...yo this kid might be legit
yamers: but a lot of GMs werent sold
JazzMan4Life: yea I think we need to thank charlotte as well as Denver
yamers: i see marv is still an idiot
Zombie: Lol@ marv
yamers: good for us
fallenchicken: did hood get that blocked
yamers: jonas lmao
MDAV28: Thank detroit too
yamers: WTFFFFFFFFF
MDAV28: Kennard ha
fallenchicken: i thank everyone who drafted before us, i thank denver, i thank god
fallenchicken: it's the luckiest thing that ever happened to this franchise
Saint: it's wild that Monk doesnt play
yamers: so
yamers: what time does mitch get back in at?
yamers: 10?
Jazzta: Is Donovan God?
MDAV28: Yeah it's wild Monk doesn't play and Batum does
fallenchicken: can't keep him out much longer
Saint: Batum has to play lmao
fallenchicken: ingles has been ****ing invisible tonight
JazzMan4Life: getting Stock and Malone in the late lottery wasn't too bad
Saint: its MCW who plays over MOnk, not batum
fallenchicken: batum is the future, baby
MDAV28: Of course they don't play the same position but down the line
fallenchicken: mcw is the future, baby


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