Jazz at Knicks Game Thread Monday 3/7/11 5:30pm MST

[r_u_s_t_b_u_c_k_e_t]

Bell and Miles will get destroyed in the post.

yes, and Hayward and Evans (on Melo) will get destroyed by the refs.

 

[Jean-Luc]

Keep the losses coming you guise.

 

[LjJazzman]

So whats the latest on whos in and whos out tonight?

 

[Joe Bagadonuts]

I am going to the game.
I don't care if the Jazz win.
I hope Favors has a bad game.
I hope Carmelo and Stoudemire are on fire.
I hope Big Al plays like a lamb.
I hope Hayward bricks everything he throws up.

Wait....

Scratch that, reverse it.

Reverse everything? So, this is your way of announcing that you're not going to the game? In case anybody was interested, I won't be at the game either, but I didn't have the creativity to make that announcement in a bizarre riddle/haiku.

BTW, has anybody ever warned you never to get involved in a land war in Asia? Keep that in mind.

 

[fargon_sneaky_bastage]

Hmm, Jazz haiku.

Losses keep coming
Jerry laughs on his tractor
Mediocrity looms nigh

 

[Siro]

Hmm, Jazz haiku.

Losses keep coming
Jerry laughs on his tractor
Mediocrity looms nigh

Jerry is now gone
Can you not get over it?
It's time to move on

 

[Inn Dawn]

Hmm, Jazz haiku.

Losses keep coming
Jerry laughs on his tractor
Mediocrity looms nigh

Your dewing it rong.

 

[vegas]

Locke tweeting Chauncey is out, AK looking good in warm-ups.

Edit: Brian Smith talked to Corbin and it sounds like Sap and AK will play.

We just went from impossible to slight chance of a W imo.

 

[Inn Dawn]

Big Al Geofferson has historically been terrible in MSG it seems, so hopefully tonight will be a change in that regard. Tonight's not a night for him to lay an egg after so many great offensive games. Seeing how AK is not 100%, Coach Ty should use this game to give the rooks some serious burn. 30+ minutes each. The Jazz have to remember to boil the coconut milk BEFORE using it. If they do that, they will be fine tonight. I'm going with Jazz by 5, with the game coming down to the final seconds. MSG games are always fun.

 

[fargon_sneaky_bastage]

Jerry is now gone
Can you not get over it?
It's time to move on

Your dewing it rong.

Dang, rough crowd.

 

[Shad]

I'd have a better chance of winning the lottery than the jazz winning!

 

[Jazz Spazz]

BTW, has anybody ever warned you never to get involved in a land war in Asia? Keep that in mind.

That is the most classic blunder, but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when internet death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Jazz by 6 if Hayward gets 18 or more minutes.
If Bell plays the whole 4th quarter, he trumps Hayward, and we lose by 6.