Jazz New Years Resolution

[Thee Jazz Fan]

How far are we from Victor mambajama sweepstake?

Just a conspiracy theory away. I feel all we need is get someone with cancer or some really bad disease to represent the jazz during the draft lottery. The nba will love the story and rig the lotto in our favor. If it can work for the cavs twice why not us one time.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Wemby is a center apparently because he is so long and tall, despite his game screaming "I am not built for this ****"

You sir might be the dumbest person on the planet

 

[Ron Mexico]

Wemby is no center, I could break his kneecap with a sneeze. He marketing his ceiling as positionless, but he won't live in the paint and stay healthy in the NBA.

Gobert isn't a center either I guess when he came into the league. He'll play center for sure, especially on defense. Centers don't have to live in the paint offensively especially ones that can shoot threes.

 

[Ron Mexico]

Just a conspiracy theory away. I feel all we need is get someone with cancer or some really bad disease to represent the jazz during the draft lottery. The nba will love the story and rig the lotto in our favor. If it can work for the cavs twice why not us one time.

Oof solid cringe post.

 

[Jaanipoeg]

Just a conspiracy theory away. I feel all we need is get someone with cancer or some really bad disease to represent the jazz during the draft lottery. The nba will love the story and rig the lotto in our favor. If it can work for the cavs twice why not us one time.

I know its just random chance that we look for meaning in, but in a rigged lottery I could spin a tale of how the Silver would reward the Jazz for fielding a competitive team instead of overt tanking. Wemby himself said he doesn't like the concept of tanking, and him going to a 36-46 Jazz team sounds ideal. Similar to how everyone said it was rigged when NOLA and Memphis jumped the odds to get Zion/Ja when the draft odds changed and people said it was rigged.

Again, I don't believe the lottery is rigged, but I like being in my dream world at times

 

[Eddie Zero]

You sir might be the dumbest person on the planet

thanks that makes me feel special, coming from the most galactically moronic poster on here lol
He is is a 3-4 with those handles, and stretch, who can obviously impact offenses, with his length, before they ever even get to the other trees that live in the paint on the roster. The fact you cannot understand plain English is what makes you think I am dumb. His chase down block ability from his positionless label, will dominate the league for the next decade. But if he is a center, despite the stretch aka Jokic or Embiid, he will get hurt rather quickly and very often banging down low. I would take Marcus Smart at the 5 before I put Wemby in that role.

 

[Eddie Zero]

Just a conspiracy theory away. I feel all we need is get someone with cancer or some really bad disease to represent the jazz during the draft lottery. The nba will love the story and rig the lotto in our favor. If it can work for the cavs twice why not us one time.

you really are a ****ing idiot smh

 

[Eddie Zero]

I know its just random chance that we look for meaning in, but in a rigged lottery I could spin a tale of how the Silver would reward the Jazz for fielding a competitive team instead of overt tanking. Wemby himself said he doesn't like the concept of tanking, and him going to a 36-46 Jazz team sounds ideal. Similar to how everyone said it was rigged when NOLA and Memphis jumped the odds to get Zion/Ja when the draft odds changed and people said it was rigged.

Again, I don't believe the lottery is rigged, but I like being in my dream world at times

thats what some people call karma its not rigged lol

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

thanks that makes me feel special, coming from the most galactically moronic poster on here lol
He is is a 3-4 with those handles, and stretch, who can obviously impact offenses, with his length, before they ever even get to the other trees that live in the paint on the roster. The fact you cannot understand plain English is what makes you think I am dumb. His chase down block ability from his positionless label, will dominate the league for the next decade. But if he is a center, despite the stretch aka Jokic or Embiid, he will get hurt rather quickly and very often banging down low. I would take Marcus Smart at the 5 before I put Wemby in that role.

Did you get dropped on your head as a child while simultaneously being stuck in the 1980s?

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

P

you really are a ****ing idiot smh

Insert spiderman meme

 

[Eddie Zero]

Did you get dropped on your head as a child while simultaneously being stuck in the 1980s?

Yes lol

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

I know its just random chance that we look for meaning in, but in a rigged lottery I could spin a tale of how the Silver would reward the Jazz for fielding a competitive team instead of overt tanking. Wemby himself said he doesn't like the concept of tanking, and him going to a 36-46 Jazz team sounds ideal. Similar to how everyone said it was rigged when NOLA and Memphis jumped the odds to get Zion/Ja when the draft odds changed and people said it was rigged.

Again, I don't believe the lottery is rigged, but I like being in my dream world at times

This has crossed my mind in the past.